I’m going to be honest: I expected to write something like this next week.
Next week is ND’s 8th straight game, on midterms week, against USC. I expected to get crushed. (I still do.) And then I thought I’d be writing about ND being at a crossroads under Marcus Freeman.
Guess it arrived a week early.
With ND’s season effectively over – they’d have to win out just to get to a New Year’s 6 game that I’m sure they’d lose anyway – Marcus Freeman has questions to answer.
Through all his hiccups – Marshall, Stanford, 10 men on the field – the one thing he hadn’t done was have his team get their ass handed to them. That’s what happened tonight against Louisville.
Let’s run down some things that sucked.
The offensive line
Notre Dame’s offensive line largely pushed around Ohio State for much of the game two weeks ago. Ever since then, they’ve been terrible. Blake Fisher has proven to be the latest lineman really good at committing backbreaking penalties. Joe Alt straight up got ran over on more than one occasion, but I’m sure Mel Kiper still has him as a top-10 pick, so that’s fine, I guess. Notre Dame had so many runs on which Louisville basically had to pick which guy knifing into the backfield was going to make a tackle that I lost count. They were atrocious. Again.
Less bad but still bad – the insistence on repeatedly sending Audric Estime up the middle after it had been shown not to work. Meanwhile, Jeremiyah Love was ripping the Cardinals apart more often than not. I’m not Mr. Shiny New Toy, but if one thing is working and the other is not, just try sticking with the thing that is working. Just once. Please.
Marist Liufau
Look, I hate disliking Notre Dame players. I really do. But I have utterly lost the ability to comprehend why this dude plays. All he does is miss tackles, whiff on blitzes, and commit disastrously stupid penalties. I refuse to believe Jaylen Sneed is worse. I refuse to believe Jaiden Ausberry is worse. I refuse to believe the stable of highly recruited linebackers on this roster can’t produce better results. Stop wasting a starting spot on this guy. Please.
The fact that Notre Dame had no choice but to bring out a freshman walk-on
The only good thing that happened to Notre Dame tonight was Jordan Faison popping early in the game. And it only happened because the other wide receivers on this roster are either so injured, so underwhelming, or both that ND had no choice but to toss a freshman walk-on who was brought here to play lacrosse onto the field.
Faison absolutely looked like he belonged in his brief cameo, catching a key third-down pass and then a touchdown – ND’s only touchdown that mattered, as a matter of fact. The fact that we never saw him again presumably means that his route tree is limited, as you’d expect from a freshman walk-on. But the fact that he did more in half a possession than most of the receivers on this roster have done all year is a glaring problem.
The honeymoon is well and truly over
Marshall and Stanford were disasters, but you could somewhat explain them away in retrospect by pointing to the quarterbacks who played in those games and their subsequent results. The 10-men thing was a debacle, but you could point to the fact that Notre Dame hadn’t been in position for something like that to matter late in a game against an elite team in many years.
You can’t explain this. Louisville is a fine team, probably capable of double-digit wins, that played its best football in the biggest moment they’ve had in some time. That they straight-up kicked Notre Dame’s ass tonight is an indictment of everything that led up to it. And with probably another butt-kicking in store next Saturday, Marcus Freeman is about to have a big, big problem.
Work got in the way so I never got to do a mea culpa for my bad take about the punt last week, so, sorry about that.
But the “Parker is terrible and he somehow makes me miss Tommy Rees” take was right! Going to be wild if/maybe when this offense finishes within spitting distance in SP+ of last year’s team despite the massive upgrade at QB.
Rees would have done no better. Alabama isn’t exactly setting the world on fire under his offensive genius. That said, Parker needs to be a one and done OC
Yeah, one doesn’t need to discuss Rees to see the issues with Parker. His handling of short-yardage situations has been ridiculous. Just spread the field and run the ball with someone. Enough of this stuffing everyone into a phone booth garbage.
I think people are missing the point of my bringing up Rees, which was that I was happy to see him go when he went… but also he’s much better than his replacement. Parker is just quite bad at this, is my point, not Rees being particularly great.
I wonder what things would have looked like if we hired Collin Klein.
When we lost the ball on that failed sweep in short yardage I thought, that’s a Tommy Rees play. Good riddance to them both but I have no reason to think Rees is better
Everything looks very difficult for Bama except for when they can get a WR one on one.
Jesus Christ dude can you imagine how bad Tommy would look screaming into his headset all game
Also, it’s probably hard for college kids who have actual classes to go on the road against good teams. Twice in a row. In environments that make it pretty clear we are the other team’s biggest game of the year.
I am so tired of running Dric up the middle against (as the announcers to cheerfully pointed out) a stacked box of 8 or 9 defenders. Parker must go.
The defense played heroically, but just ran out of gas in the 4th quarter. It was evident on their last TD. I’m amazed that they stuffed Louisville into kicking those last two FG’s.
And by the way, it has been a long time since I’ve despised announcers as much as these guys. Their utter rooting for Louisville (should have known when the pre-game montage was 75% Louisville) and utter joy at ND’s loss was nauseating. You can get excited but call a neutral game for crying out loud.
#TeamMute
But Tess has become a massive shill for whatever storyline ESPN wants him to peddle. He used to be a very good announcer and now he’s beyond atrocious. I’m extremely familiar with this devolution of his as a diehard boxing fan
Hey maybe the people pissed that we went for it on that 4th down van mention it after we didn’t get a stop
Before the game i made a hot brown and during the game the offense made a lot of hot browns and now I have leftover morney sauce and a desire to die