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Top News

Notre Dame has hired LSU’s Mike Denbrock to be offensive coordinator for the Irish.

Texas quarterback Maalik Murphy is transferring to Duke.

Tennessee quarterback Joe Milton is entering the NFL Draft and skipping the Vols’ bowl game.

Florida State wide receiver Keon Coleman is entering the NFL Draft. The Seminoles starting quarterback Tate Rodemaker is also in the transfer portal and won’t play in their bowl game.

Florida running back Trevor Etienne is transferring to Georgia.

The former 247 no. 1 player in the 2022 class defensive tackle Walter Nolen is transferring to Ole Miss.

Florida State is suing the ACC to get out of their grant of rights fee in order to leave the league.

Michigan has received a notice of allegations from the NCAA for recruiting violations during the quiet period of COVID-19.

Jerry Kill has stepped down as head coach at New Mexico State with the school hiring Tony Sanchez as his replacement.

Uniform of the Week

I’m pretty sure I’ve brought up the Illinois uniforms in a past Rambler. Their current set below, while completely fine and even nice looking in a vacuum, don’t look like Illinois to me. It looks much more like Syracuse and even Virginia. I’ve been looking back through their uniform history and I’m not sure there’s a lot for them to do to not look like Syracuse. I do know that the solid block “I” logo doesn’t help. It’s now on their helmet, front bumper, and collar of the jersey in addition to the hip of the pants.

Getting rid of the UCLA shoulder stripes would help. Also, the orange numbers on the road white jersey doesn’t fit the attempt to move away from the team in New York. I miss the old script “Illinois” in plain white on the helmet. Sure it was a boring logo but that’s what I grew up with and damn it that’s what matters most.

Recruiting

Notre Dame added 2025 offensive tackle Will Black (0.9000) last week.

Former Colorado commit and corner Aaron Butler (0.9450) committed to Texas.

Linebacker Bradley Shaw (0.9245) committed to Arkansas.

Former Texas A&M commit and offense lineman Coen Echols (0.9123) committed to LSU.

Defensive lineman Jericho Johnson (0.9361) committed to Oregon.

In the 2025 class…

Offensive lineman Solomon Thomas (0.9876) committed to Florida State.

Defensive lineman Antonio Coleman (0.9503) committed to Auburn.

YouTube Channel

I contend that Shaquille O’Neal is truly one of the Great Americans. If you have free time go peruse Shaq’s Wikipedia page sometime. His page is insanely long and full of a ridiculous amount of biographical information. It’s similarly long to Abe Lincoln’s I’m not even lying. I was a big fan of O’Neal a long time ago and he was my second favorite NBA star after Michael Jordan. However, when he went to the Lakers I started to like him a lot less–even though he was as dominant and entertaining as ever.

He’s led an amazing life and at 51 years old should be in the spotlight for many more years to come. There are probably more current athletes who have enormous endorsement deals, although Shaq has been among the best and most consistent product endorsers the past 30 years. When Papa Johns needed a PR makeover guess who they turned to? Yes, it was Shaq. A quick Google check says that he currently endorses 30 different companies and that doesn’t include his ownership of several other businesses. What an amazing story and career for the Big Diesel.

Tunes

The debut Weezer album was such a lightning bolt of genius. When it came out I was in a feeble attempt with a couple of friends to learn how to play guitar (I never devoted enough time or bought my own guitar) and we listened endlessly to The Blue Album. To this day, I’m still disappointed that Weezer didn’t amount to more. They’ve sold 35 million albums worldwide don’t get it confused they were still really successful! It was just that they never approached the awesomeness of this debut album.

I came across their performance on the Letterman Show from the summer of 1994 and it’s an excellent flashback. Once again, the YouTube comment section comes through with crucial information. Why does lead singer Rivers Cuomo look so weird and why is he wearing ridiculously baggy pants? He had just had Illizarov surgery to correct one of his legs being 2 inches longer than the other. He couldn’t move on stage and told his other band members to move around a lot so it would seem less weird that he stood still.

Trivia

Which Notre Dame player is 3rd in total offense this season behind Sam Hartman and Audric Estime?

The Other Football

The 25% minority ownership of Manchester United by INEOS’ Jim Ratcliffe is official. That amounted to a cool $1.3 billion pounds. If any of my cycling enthusiasts are wondering why the INEOS Grenadiers WorldTour team hasn’t been splashing cash around much this year, this is your answer.

Through Wednesday’s action, Liverpool sit atop the Premier League with 42 points coming off a 2-0 win at Burnley. Second place Arsenal have a game in hand and face West Ham on Thursday.

Manchester City are set to sign 17-year old attacking midfielder Claudio Echeverri from River Plate in Argentina. The deal is expected to cost around $22 million.

PSG are also looking to South America to sign Corinthians midfielder Gabriel Moscardo for a reported $22 million transfer fee.

The moves across the Atlantic continue as Barcelona are set to welcome Vitor Roque for $43.6 million from Athletico-PR in the Brazilian league.

TV & Movies

We had a discussion in my family this Holiday season about our favorite Christmas movies. I have a very concrete top 4 in some order of Elf, Home Alone, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, and A Charlie Brown Christmas. I’ve tried and I don’t think I could truly pick a top favorite. It seems to change each year. I know that I won’t include Die Hard because it’s not a Christmas movie. Or is it? Fight it out in the comment section.

Christmas Vacation is probably the most rewatchable of my favorites although that’s different than enjoying with my kids. We started watching Elf on Christmas Eve but got distracted by our family party. They were digging the humor early in the movie. I could re-watch so many scenes with Clark Griswold and while many others believe this isn’t the best National Lampoons movie that is crazy to me. I might argue it’s Chevy Chase’s finest performance.

A Look Back

In terms of public relations of course Mike Tyson has been the antithesis to Shaq. He made nearly $400 million from prize money during his boxing career but ended up filing for bankruptcy 20 years ago. Off the top of my head, I couldn’t think of a company or product that Tyson endorses these days. According to the super official Google machine, Tyson’s net worth in 2023 is around $10 million. That’s a lot for us mere mortals, but not for the former heavyweight champion of the world.

Every once and a while, I like to throw on some Tyson highlights to feel alive. As someone who has always enjoyed boxing more than MMA it’s amazing to witness Tyson’s raw energy and power back in his prime. I miss those pay per view days with crazy Don King standing in the ring. It’s always fun to watch opponents get humbled by Tyson, who knows why some thought it was a good idea to poke the bear before the fight. I guess it’s not in most boxer’s nature to stay humble and quiet.

18S Paddock Club

Reviewing the 2023 season for each team on the F1 grid…

Mercedes
Place: 2nd/10
Points: 409
Lewis Hamilton: 234 points
George Russell: 175 points

If you’re not a Mercedes fan you probably find the team highly annoying. Despite being miles behind Red Bull, as former champions and a British-based team they receive a ton of engagement from the media with every race weekend seemingly a top of the website report about whether the Silver Arrows are closed to being back.

Well, Mercedes didn’t win a race in 2023 and they were close to being chased down for 2nd place by Ferrari. Once a fixture atop the podium, Lewis Hamilton hasn’t won a race in his last 45 grand prix appearances. For their standards, it’s not been real great since 2021 ended.

At the same time, you can’t really say they had a bad year when they finished above 8 other teams. Their mistake was using the George Russell victory at Brazil in 2022 as a vindication of their car design and specifically not turning away from that concept for 2023. So, they continued to deal with many of the same issues with a fickle mistress of a car this past season.

In terms of the teammate battle, things remain juicy. Russell was by far the more unlucky driver in 2023 and finished well behind Hamilton in points. However, the dead even qualifying battle this season (24 to 20 in favor of Hamilton since 2022) signals a fierce battle that continues to rage within Mercedes. Hamilton will turn 39 in a couple weeks and even though you can’t imagine Mercedes never not being his team at some point Russell might force his way into the no. 1 driver role.

Trivia Answer:

Jeremiyah Love – 346 yards