Your weekly dose of Notre Dame news, opinion, and other stuff.

Today is the start of a new piece called The Weekly Rambler that was originally scheduled to debut many months ago when it looked like there may not be a Notre Dame football season. Luckily, we were able to experience a football season–and a pretty entertaining one at that–but today we thought why not release this new feature on the site during these dark, slow times of the college football off-season?

By the way, The Rambler was one of the finalists for this website’s name back in 2016 in homage of the early 1920’s Notre Dame football teams before the school officially adopted the Fighting Irish nickname. It kind of fits the roaming nature of this series.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy.

In the News

Carter Karels has a great article in the South Bend Tribune on incoming freshman quarterback Tyler Buchner and how he’s preparing for the next level at Notre Dame.

Matt Brown, formerly of SB Nation, has a really interesting and intriguing look at why the biggest city in the Midwest struggles so much to produce college football talent.

Did you hear that NBC will be shutting down its NBC Sports Network by the end of the year? They will reportedly be shifting most of their NHL, NASCAR, and EPL coverage to USA Network (but also yeah they are going to continue pimping their Peacock streaming service too). Rest in peace, Versus/NBCSN.

This week, Pete Sampson from the Athletic had a nice feature on the recruitment of recent Irish commit Tyson Ford which is worth the read.

The Senior Bowl practices have been going on this week and while some Notre Dame players are Doing Good Things out there, so are a lot of others from across the nation.

Tennessee recently hired Notre Dame alum and UCF athletic director Danny White to take over the same job in Knoxville and 6 days later White hired Josh Heupel to take over the Vols football program. So, Tennessee just took the AD and football coach from UCF. Kind of weird?

Despite being in a deal that lasted for 6 more seasons, Northwestern just renegotiated a new contract for Pat Fitzgerald that will run through 2030. What could ever go wrong with a 10-year contract?

The SEC released its full 2021 football schedule on Wednesday. Opening weekend gives us Alabama vs. Miami, Georgia vs. Clemson, and LSU at UCLA. Our boy Clark Lea debuts hosting East Tennessee State.

The ACC also released their schedule this week. North Carolina, Virginia, and Virginia Tech will all have bye weeks prior to facing Notre Dame.

Mel Kiper’s first NFL Draft Big Board features Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah at 18th overall to Miami.

Star NFL quarterback Deshaun Watson has asked for a trade from Houston. Ditto for Matthew Stafford in Detroit. Fox Sports’ Geoff Schwartz has a really good look at the current quarterback market.

Throwback Article

Our hoops writers are pretty sad these days (the Irish dropped to 5-9 this week and just 2-6 in the ACC), but how about a look back at some happier times with this All-Decade team for the 2010’s? Starters, backups, games of the decade, plus women’s starters are all included in this article from 2019 New Year’s Eve.

The Portal

One of the more strange transfers in recent memory has been Clemson’s Mike Jones, a linebacker for the Tigers with 2 years of starting under his belt. You may remember, Jones missed the first Notre Dame game this past year but was healthy for the ACC Championship Game rematch. You don’t usually see perfectly fine and productive players on really good teams transfer like this, but we live in strange times indeed.

Helmet Talk

I am ashamed to admit that I missed this glorious lid from this past season. Tulane has been no stranger to top-notch helmets and they wore these in a loss to UCF in 2020 with their all-baby blue uniforms.

A pelican riding a wave on a surfboard is maybe the greatest description in the history of college football helmets. As an aside, Tulane might have my favorite color scheme in all of sports. Add in small amounts of yellow and navy blue trim with the baby blue and green and this would be the colors I’d choose if I was starting a football team. Like, the New York Cosmos.

Recruiting

The top recruits to commit this week were northern Georgia quarterback Gunner Stockton (0.986) to Georgia, San Diego running back Byron Cardwell (0.922) to Oregon, and Jersey City defensive tackle George Rooks (0.906) to Michigan.

House of the Week

Come with me as we drool over homes featured on the YouTube channel for Architectural Digest. Today, we’ll begin with the house that got me hooked on watching these videos. It’s the Chartwell Mansion nestled in the southeast corner of Bel Air, California which sold a little over a year ago to Lachlan Murdoch (son of Rupert) for a reported $150,000,000.

Only 6 bedrooms seems kind of ridiculous. The guest house has 5 bedrooms! How someone could pay so much for 25,000 square feet for a home with only 6 bedrooms is so funny to me. I know the place is built more for hosting dignitaries and not raising the Brady Bunch but come on.

All 5 kitchens are ugly. I know they were going with a French Chateau look but I don’t like anything inside the main house and it’s also odd that so little was shown, too.

The pool and pool house is amazing, top 3 feature for me. Especially in conjunction with the tunnels (I’ve always wanted tunnels in my home).

Oh, your home doesn’t need its own map of the grounds?

The barbecue area, while awesome, seems awfully far away from a comfortable place to eat. How does that work? Did we miss an outdoor kitchen area? I guess hired chefs would have to go-kart the food in from another part of the property.

A 40-car garage, no I’m sorry, gallery, on the property makes me dizzy thinking about all the oil changes. This place has a wine cellar larger than the average American home.

Something that piqued my interest was the vast amount of smooth and manicured dirt driveways and pathways all over the property. This is running heaven! Using my mapping skills it looks like one loop around the property is about a mile.

Obviously, this house is a bit much right? In order to maintain the grounds alone you’d need be spending tens of thousands of dollars at the drop of a hat. Plus, it’s reported that the home has a $1.3 million annual tax bill. Imagine paying $150 million and then knowing you’ll be dropping $32.5 million more if you owned the property for 25 years.

Tunes

I was a fan of David Bowie growing up and knew most of his hit songs. It wasn’t until I listened to his entire discography a few times through as an adult that I really came to appreciate his talent. One of my favorite Bowie albums is 1977’s Low recorded partly in northern France and then in Berlin where he’d complete his next 2 albums.

This whole album–especially the much better first side–is just an incredible vibe.

This was far from a commercially successful album for Bowie but my favorite song is one of the 2 singles released from it called “Sound and Vision.” There are no vocals until 45 seconds into the song, and no lyrics proper until 90 seconds. Like I said, it’s just a complete vibe and a song I always think about when Bowie comes to mind.

Ugly Apparel

I’ll be scouring the internet for the most ugly and tacky Notre Dame apparel I can find. Who want this hat available at Fanatics?

No surprise that this one is already marked down. The billboard patch is ridiculous and the navy blue colors inside don’t match the super dark navy blue hat. I’m not sure the braided cord across the front was ever a cool look and certainly not now.

On This Day in Sports

Edmonton Oilers right winger Jari Kurri eclipses the 100-point mark in just game number 39 of the 1984-85 season. His pace would slow considerably as he totaled just 35 points over his final 34 games.

Of course, a guy named Wayne Gretzky on Kurri’s team eclipsed the 100-point mark exactly one month earlier on December 29th, 1984 with a 1st period assist against the Detroit Red Wings. Gretzky would finish the season with 208 points and then decided to win a second straight Stanley Cup scoring a laughable 47 points in 18 playoff games, still a NHL record.

Book Nook

I was recently cleaning out a small bookshelf in the deep interior of my house as we prepare to update the room and I found a copy of Robert Penn Warren’s All the King’s Men published back in 1946. It had been sitting there collecting dust for about 4 years. It’s one of the handful of books I’ve started in my life and just couldn’t finish, I may have stopped around 50 pages or so. Has anyone read this and is there something wrong with me?

Hot Take

Pixar’s recent offering Soul is kind of a bad movie. Here’s a quick synopsis: [Spoilers ahead]

Frustrated music teacher (Joe) breaks through with jazz quartet then falls in a manhole. He’s now a soul in the Great Beyond. He escapes to the Great Before. Mistaken for an instructor, man trains a cynical soul (22) to get her final spark to get to Earth while 22 agrees to give it back to Joe who doesn’t want to die. They cannot find a spark. They go to The Zone where a boat captain helps Joe escape back to Earth. But, Joe is now in a cat and 22 came with him and is Joe’s body. 22 enjoys Earth but they are caught by an accountant and taken back the Great Before where they discover 22 found her final spark, which she throws at Joe after fighting over who it belongs to now. Joe goes to Earth and 22 gets lost in the The Zone. Joe is not fulfilled by his jazz performances and goes back to find 22. He gives 22 the spark and she gets to go to Earth. A weird Great Before spirit thing lets Joe go back to Earth too.

Okay, my issues:

1) It’s a super weird movie. The jumping back and forth from Earth to the Great Beyond and Great Before are visually inspiring with some cool music and may be the only lasting legacy for the movie. I don’t think it’s well written and the story is kind of absurd. I don’t know how anyone could read the above synopsis and green light this project.

2) The ending was terrible. I kept thinking there would be something deeper coming–perhaps Joe realizing something about his father which never came up–but the movie just kind of ends with the epiphany to enjoy the little things in life, I guess? You won’t always find fulfillment realizing your goals so remember to stop and enjoy the smell of the trees? Well, alright.

3) Isn’t this a direct knock off from Coco? Pixar has been dealing with death and the afterlife quite a bit in recent years and Soul’s rough outline is far too close to Coco. I may be biased but Coco was one of the best movies of the 2010’s and nailed everything. In contrast, Soul felt like a hurried re-make with 5% of the interesting and compelling story from Pixar’s 2017 movie.

Trivia

Despite returning only 2 out of the 18 punt returns for the 2010 Fighting Irish, I still led the team in punt return yardage. Who am I?