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Top News

Notre Dame linebacker Kahanu Kia is out for the season with a torn ACL.

Defensive lineman Gabriel Rubio fractured his foot at the opening practice of fall camp and is expected back sometime in the fall.

TCU has added Dana Holgorsen and Todd Graham to their football staff as analysts and advance scouts.

Mel Tucker is suing Michigan State over his firing.

Georgia wide receiver Rara Thomas been dismissed from the team following allegations of family and domestic violence.

Uniform of the Week

UAB, what are you doing?? I simply cannot trust Trent Dilfer as a head coach when he continues to allow these uniform crimes in year 2. Now, they’ve gone and removed the gold helmets (maybe the one defining characteristic of UAB’s entire existence) and sent gold on the uniforms mostly to the shadow realm, too. I guess the Blazers are a green, lime, and gray football program now. They even introduced another white helmet for 2024 with a lime dragon logo.

The black uniform is the “Smile-A-Mile” edition which is an organization that works with children’s cancer patients. The gray and lime jersey is the “Children’s Harbor” likewise helps children who are seriously ill with refuge and care. All honorable motives but you simply cannot have uniforms this ugly attached to such great deeds. I’m picturing a poor child who is sick, grew up a Blazers fan their whole life, and receiving one of these weird gray jerseys to hang in their room. It’s not right.

Recruiting

The blue-chip commits for the week:

TE Da’Saahn Brame (0.9487) – Tennessee
S Rylon Dillard-Allen (0.8902) – Washington
LB Logan Anderson (0.8908) – Clemson
DL Josiah Sharma (0.9124) – Texas
DL Antonio Coleman (0.9380) – Auburn
S Anquon Fegans (0.9751) – Auburn
WR Derick Smith (0.9721) – Auburn (flipped from Alabama)
DL Reginald Vaughn (0.8918) – Arkansas
CB Blake Woodby (0.9517) – Auburn
S Lagonza Hayward (0.9521) – Tennessee
QB Adam Schobel (0.9130) – TCU (flipped from Oklahoma State)
S Demetres Samuel (0.9083) – Florida
LB Jadon Perlotte (0.9338) – USC

YouTube Channel

Everyone loves realigning conferences…as long as it’s done their way! Many people are rearranging things now in the video game world of College Football 25, too. Would you put the Pac-12 back together? Drop a bunch of teams back to independent status like the 1970’s and 1980’s? Ressurect an old conference that went out of business decades ago? Or how about change things to a new look that has never been adopted. Here’s what Josh Pate did in the video below:

SEC: Alabama, Auburn, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, LSU, Miss State, Ole Miss, South Carolina, Tennessee
Big Ten: Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Ohio State, Penn State, Purdue, Wisconsin
Big East: Boston College, Cincinnati, Louisville, Maryland, Pitt, Rutgers, Syracuse, UCF, USF, West Virginia
Southwest: Arkansas, Baylor, Houston, Oklahoma, Rice, SMU, Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, TCU
Big 8: Colorado, Iowa State, Kansas, Kansas State, Missouri, Nebraska, Oklahoma State, Utah
Pac 10: Arizona, Arizona State, California, Oregon, Oregon State, Stanford, UCLA, USC, Washington, Washington State
ACC: Clemson, Duke, Florida State, Georgia Tech, Miami, NC State, North Carolina, Virginia, Virginia Tech, Wake Forest
Independents: BYU, Northwestern, Notre Dame, UConn, Vanderbilt

This is a pretty good job from a tradition standpoint. It’s basically early 2000’s college football, with a few exceptions, except the Big 12 and Midwest mixed up for some 1960’s and 1970’s vibes, as well.

Tunes

I thought about a bit back when Lil Nas X had “Old Town Road” at no. 1 for almost 5 months 5 years ago. Recently, the song “A Bar Song (Tipsy)” by Shaboozey hit no. 1, as well. The first single off Post Malone’s upcoming album titled “I Had Some Help” also hit no. 1 this year in collaboration with Morgan Wallen. It feels like the merger of country pop and hip-hop is well on its way!

Personally, I’m not a fan. I’ve long been a critic of the soulless country pop scene and I think it’s a bad sign, when certain artists like Post Malone who have at least shown a variety of creativity within the industry, are coming down to the more generic, vanilla, and low-hanging fruit of the packaged country song. “I Had Some Help” is fine in a vacuum. I just think we’ll see a lot more of these collaborations and even the two styles starting to merge a lot in the coming years.

Trivia

With Texas A&M approaching, what kind of dog breed was Reveille I?

The Other Football

The quarterfinals are set in the Olympic’s men soccer tournament. The U23 United States opened up with a loss against France but rebounded with a 4-1 win over New Zealand and 3-0 win over Guinea. This Friday, the Americans will face Morocco while Japan vs. Spain, Egypt vs. Paraguay, and France vs. Argentina round out the other quarterfinal games.

The American women beat Australia 2-1 on Wednesday to move to a perfect 3-0-0 in group play during the Olympics. This Saturday, USA will face Japan in the quarterfinals. The other games will include Spain vs. Colombia, Canada vs. Germany, and France vs. Brazil.

USWNT forward Christian Press is being activated by Angel City after rehabbing her knee injury for 2 seasons.

16-year old forward Chido Obi is leaving Arsenal’s academy and signed a contract with Man United for a reported 30,000 per week.

TV & Movies

November 2024 is shaping up to be a monster movie month. We’ve already covered several other films in the Rambler that will be coming out during the month and the next up is Wicked, actually the first installment of a two-part series coming out from Universal Pictures. Mrs. 18 Stripes has been wanting me to see this musical for years but we never coordinated it right when it was in town or in a nearby city. Now, we look forward to the films.

So this movie is set 40 years before Dorothy comes to Oz. My oldest is obsessed with trying to figure out the plot and I keep telling her just wait and we’ll watch it in the theater. I’ve avoided any spoilers but it looks like Glinda and other forces in Oz are going to push Elphaba (I had to look this up) to turn into the wicked witch of the West. I don’t know, will it get more complicated than that? Maybe some fun stuff will be included in Oz along the way.

A Look Back

Apologies in advance for the use of the r-word in the Tik-Tok video embedded below. It should never be used. However, most of the time I put shoes and socks on I think about this video. Do you put both socks on first, then your shoes? Or one sock with the shoe and then your other sock and the shoe? I do the latter most of the time and here’s why:

@justin.rocha

Two socks, then two shoes…everyone knows this!!!

♬ original sound – Justin Rocha

While playing hockey as a kid, I’d put a sock on and then put the skate right on that same foot. I didn’t want to risk putting both socks on and then accidentally stepping on some melted ice in the locker room. If I’m going to do that, let it be with the bare foot. Isn’t it more efficient to put one sock on, remain bent down, and put that shoe on? There’s extra bending by putting both socks on first and then the shoes afterward, no? I do think having one sock and shoe on with the other foot bare does look weird. But beware the soggy socks and watch where you step before putting that shoe on!

18S Paddock Club

Have Mercedes been cheating and for how long? People are asking. Kidding aside, the Belgium Grand Prix brought us one of the weirdest outcomes in F1 history after the winner ended up disqualified within a few hours of taking the podium in celebration.

*Mercedes didn’t look threatening all weekend until race day when Lewis Hamilton and George Russell displayed outstanding race pace with the former clearly on his way to another win. But, Russell executed a perfect one-stop strategy and ended up holding off his teammate for the win.

*Until Russell’s car was deemed 1.5 kg (over 3 pounds in freedom units) overweight following the race and he was disqualified. It the became the 105th win of Hamilton’s illustrious career.

*Max Verstappen took pole but started P11 after engine penalties were applied for the weekend. He could only manage to finish P4 as Red Bull’s era of dominance looks over.

*Sergio Perez started the race P2 (after Verstappen’s penalty) and finished P7. Despite being on the hot seat, Red Bull issued a statement this week saying Perez’ seat is safe for the remainder of 2024.

*F1 heads to summer break with Verstappen still nursing a healthy 78-point lead for the driver’s championship. In the constructor’s standings, McLaren have closed the gap to Red Bull to only 42 points.

Trivia Answer:

Partly a trick question, it was a mutt.