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Notre Dame’s season opener against Navy in Ireland is sold out and won’t be an early morning game on the East Coast, or an even earlier game on the West Coast. Instead, it’ll be played in primetime in Dublin and air on NBC at 2:30 PM ET.

Also, Notre Dame has released its home kickoff schedule with the Central Michigan game moving to Peacock only:

The formula is TBD right now but the ACC announced this week that beginning in the 2024-25 academic year there will be a new revenue sharing program that factors in on-field success.

USC athletic director Mike Bohn abruptly resigned amid allegations of a toxic workplace environment. A report also came out that Bohn left Cincinnati for USC while under investigation, as well.

Washington State is freezing all athletic department hiring while they grapple with Pac-12 overpayment issues dealing with Comcast and the relocation of the league headquarters. The Pac-12, everybody!

The Pac-12 has still not finalized a new TV deal as reports swirl ESPN is no longer involved. The Pac-12, everybody!

According to the USA Today, the Power 5 conferences combined for $3.3 billion in revenue during the 2022 fiscal year.

Florida and Georgia have extended their rivalry game in Jacksonville through the 2025 season.

Penn State and Michigan State will be playing on Black Friday this season at Ford Field on NBC.

Houston has approved a new $140 million football operations center on their campus.

Legendary Syracuse and NFL running back Jim Brown passed away on May 18th.

EA Sports has confirmed that the college football video game coming out next summer will have a heavy focus on dynasty mode as the flagship game mode. Let us rejoice.

Uniform of the Week

If you’ve been paying attention to Ole Miss uniforms in recent years their use of powder blue has been very present, especially on the football field. In addition to helmets, they’ve also introduced new powder blue jerseys. Most of the country would admit that it’s a very sharp look. That gives Ole Miss 4 jersey colors in their rotation: Navy blue, red, white, and powder blue.

They have worn the powder blue helmets with all 4 jersey combinations, as well. While I like the powder blue I realized the red jerseys with gray pants topped off with the navy blue helmet is my favorite Ole Miss look. More than any other, this screams Ole Miss to me. The powder blue helmets with this combination looks really weird and they should stop doing it.

Recruiting

Former Notre Dame commit Owen Wafle (0.8925) left Notre Dame’s class on Wednesday. The Irish responded by gaining the commitment of edge rusher Loghan Thomas (0.9307) that afternoon.

Kentucky quarterback Cutter Boley (0.9385) is staying in-state after committing to the Wildcats.

Defensive lineman Jeremiah Beaman (0.9501) committed to Alabama.

Ole Miss picked up a verbal from defensive lineman Kamron Beavers (0.9369).

Oregon added several blue-chips recently in quarterback Michael Van Buren (0.9412), defensive lineman Xadavien Sims (0.9232), and wide receiver Dillon Gresham (0.8919).

Georgia couldn’t resist the Western New York Catholic schools as St. Francis offensive tackle Marcus Harrison (0.8793) committed to the Dawgs this past Tuesday. The Dawgs also added top tight end Jaden Reddell (0.9667) recently.

YouTube Channel

On May 12th Nintendo released The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom for the Nintendo Switch. Now, I grew with the Nintendo and it was a huge part of my early childhood but I never got into Zelda. I played the original game from 1987 for a few hours and never returned to the world of Zelda. Quite literally, I couldn’t tell you one thing about the game or world other than there’s an elf and princess involved in some way. I only bring this up because this new game is bringing in so much money it’s mind boggling.

In its first 3 days, Tears of the Kingdom sold 10 million copies. TEN MILLION! It’s currently retailing for $69.99 a pop and has drawn universal praise from critics. Nintendo should be looking at $800 million in sales, if not more in the coming weeks and months. Speaking of which, Grand Theft Auto 6 is reportedly coming in late 2024 or early 2025 only 11 or 12 years after the previous GTA 5 has made more than $6 billion worldwide. It’s quite possible GTA 6 becomes the greatest selling video game of all-time. I also saw that a game like GTA costs about $1 billion to develop if you can believe it, I’m sure GTA 6 will be much more costly than that, too.

Tunes

Andy Rourke, the bass player for The Smiths, passed away on May 19th following a battle with cancer. I don’t always feature bands that I particularly care for in the Weekly Rambler and The Smiths would fit that bill. They are part of a 1980’s dead zone in my musical taste that I’ve never cared to revisit and try to make an acquired taste. There are a few big reasons for that.

One, the group only released 4 albums in just over 4 years. It’s not like they were present in the musical world for a long time. Two, their sounds is almost too…dainty for my liking. It’s not necessarily too soft or too 1980’s emo for me, there’s just an unpleasantness about their drum and guitar sounds that doesn’t work for me. Lastly, Morrisey’s voice isn’t my favorite and when he was younger he looked like Keith Olbermann fronting an 80’s rock band. They always struck me as a “you had to be there” at a certain age in this specific period of the 1980’s to appreciate The Smiths.

Trivia

Who is the all-time passing yardage leader for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?

The Other Football

Well, Arsenal officially bottled it. You hate to see it. After spending nearly the entire Premier League season atop the table, Manchester City came roaring back and clinched the championship following Arsenal’s 1-0 loss against Nottingham Forest.

City were bought by the Abu Dhabi United Group for the 2008-09 season and after that initial rocky season have never finished lower than 5th and now have 7 out of the last 12 EPL titles (with a trio of 2nd place finishes, too). With 1 game left in the season, their lead is 8 points atop the table.

The title in the Bundesliga is coming down to the final weekend as Dortmund have a 2-point lead over Bayern Munich. On Saturday, Dortmund face 9th place Mainz while Bayern face 10th place Cologne. The 10-year championship streak for Bayern is in serious jeopardy.

Streaming

Mistakes were made. In recent days, Hulu released a re-make of White Men Can’t Jump and it’s getting completely panned by critics and the public. In my opinion, we can probably pull back on the whole idea that Jack Harlowe is destined to be this huge multi-media celebrity. This re-make is getting negative reviews from every direction: Poor acting, shallow story, terrible basketball scenes, and it lacks the grit and chemistry from the 1992 original film.

It doesn’t look like she does a ton of acting as much these days (Hollywood is notoriously terrible at finding roles for aging women) but Rosie Perez was so damn good in the original White Men Can’t Jump and was a brilliant part in making the story work. The chemistry between Perez and Woody Harrelson was absurdly good. They should’ve done a sequel involving those two actors.

A Look Back

Whenever I see Irish fans getting uppity about how past Notre Dame schedules were way harder I think about some of the Ara Parseghian soft schedules. Whenever I see people not believing that #WinningIsHard I think back to the 1990 Notre Dame squad. This team went 9-3! With perhaps the greatest backfield in school history! Rodney Culver, Ricky Watters, Tony Brooks, a freshman Jerome Bettis, a sophomore Dorsey Levens before he transferred, and oh yeah a guy named Rocket Ismail.

The 1990 game at Pittsburgh wasn’t super memorable (Notre Dame controlled it throughout even if the 31-22 final score was a bit misleading) but my goodness check out these 3 plays from Rocket. First, at 23:12 they run a tunnel screen on 3rd and long that he takes for about 50 yards. At 26:05 Rocket takes a punt return 25 yards while eluding several defenders. And finally, at 34:48 he puts the game away at 24-7 halfway through the 4th quarter getting a carry out of the backfield and zooming 76 yards for the touchdown. Rocket will always be the best.

Fun fact: Alex Van Pelt set the then Pitt record for most completions in a game (37) and tied the then school record for attempts in a game with 51 in this contest against Notre Dame.

18S Paddock Club

After the cancelled race at Imola last weekend F1 makes the 500 km trek back west to the French Riveria and the principality of Monaco for the sport’s most prestigious weekend on the calendar. The race was first run in 1929 and has been on the F1 calendar every year since 1955.

The grand prix had been on shaky ground (F1 notoriously clashes with Monaco’s own race sponsors, among other disagreements) in recent years but a new contract signed last September running through the 2025 season brings some security. Plus, this weekend will be the first Monaco GP where Formula 1 television crews control the broadcast and direction instead of Monaco’s hired group.

Round 6 of 22
Monaco Grand Prix
Date: May 28th
Race: 9:00 AM ET
TV: ESPN/F1TV
Location: Monte Carlo, Monaco
Circuit: Circuit de Monaco
Laps: 78
Tire Compounds: C3, C4, C5
Track Evolution: 5 out of 5
Asphalt Abrasion: 1 out of 5

If there’s going to be a race where Red Bull aren’t going to run away with it, perhaps this will be the place. Last year, Charles Leclerc was nearly three-tenths quicker while gaining pole position (prior to red flag shenanigans courtesy of Sergio Perez) and if Fernando Alonso is going to pick up a win in his Aston Martin the high downforce circuit in Monaco may be the place.

Although they may not play much of a role toward the front of the grid, McLaren are bringing a “triple crown” livery (a combinations of cars that won 1984 Monaco, 1974 Indy 500, and 1995 Le Mans 24 Hours) that they’ll run this weekend and also next weekend in Barcelona:

Rain could play a part this weekend. The bad weather should hold off through qualifying but thunderstorms and rain are possible during the race on Sunday. So far, F1 has not used the new Pirelli intermediate rain tires that were reformulated during the off-season.

Trivia Answer:

Jameis Winston, 19,737 yards (4,917 more yards than 2nd place Vinny Testaverde)