I’m what they are now calling a Late Xennial, a micro generation from Generation X. Born in 1982, I can remember playing an Atari in 1986 and a Nintendo at friend’s homes around the same time before my brother got his own NES for Christmas in 1988. Our family bought an Apple IIGS in 1987 so we were on the fast track to the digital age but my childhood didn’t see a huge uptick in video games until I received a Sega Genesis for Christmas in 1990.
As you’d expect, I’m right in the wheelhouse for kids who would go to Blockbuster (and local chains) to rent video games. How many times would I rent something with a friend for the weekend and spend dozens of hours playing the hell out of it–quite often–even if the game wasn’t that fun or enjoyable!
Say what you want, but that was an awesome business model for an 8-year old kid.
Now, I’m going to share with you 3 of my favorite weird games from my childhood. Go ahead and share your favorite weird games in the comment section. Apologies if this unmasks how old or young someone is right now.
Lode Runner – 1983 – Apple IIGS
I remember a handful of games on those huge Disk II floppy discs from our first computer:
Mean 18 Golf – This YouTube video doesn’t show how each screen took about 15 seconds to load. I remember it took 2 hours to play 18 holes. But, the game had a course designer which was awesome for the time.
Mickey’s Space Adventure – This game was a precursor to Myst in that you wandered around not knowing what the heck to do while pushing random levers to try to get something, damn it anything, achieved.
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? – A couple years before this TV show brought joy to geography-loving kids everywhere I was about this action on the Apple computer.
Nothing touches my nostalgia for the Apple IIGS quite like Lode Runner, though.
This was my introduction to video game addiction. It’s not too dissimilar from Donkey Kong but I found that offering really slow and quite boring. Lode Runner with its increasingly difficult stages and reliance on speed made it far more fun to play. This game later debuted on Nintendo.
Marble Madness – March 1989 – Nintendo
This was a game my older brother rented once and I thought what a stupid idea, this can’t possibly be any fun. I was wrong!
Like many Nintendo games, the graphics do look dated. At the time, I remember this seeming really cool visually but now looking back not so much.
The person in this video is obviously really good at the game which doesn’t highlight how much frustration there would be when you couldn’t breeze right through to the finish.
Also, the soundtrack for Marble Madness was elite. When you play slower and get more inundated with it you feel the game a lot more.
Super Dodge Ball – July 1989 – Nintendo
For years, I confused this game with Super Spike Volleyball which was released 8 months after Super Dodge Ball. But, no it wasn’t a volleyball game but dodge ball instead.
I’ll be honest upon reflection this game does not seem very fun.
It wasn’t as fast-paced as I remembered which makes it kind of brutal to watch. When I was a kid, I thought it was absolute mayhem with the ball flying around like a laser. In reality, not so much.
However, I adored the traveling world tour and the scenes this game built. It’s similar to Super Spike Volleyball in that regard although that game put in minimal effort to build their backgrounds. The staff for Super Dodge Ball went way more into it with set design, plus another great soundtrack!
I was born in ‘85 and was a Nintendo kid through and through. I would get the new Mario or Zelda game for my birthday or Christmas. But my older cousin gave me a game once called “Spanky’s Quest” where you play as a monkey who bounces bubbles on his head and depending on how many bounces you get in you can pop the bubble and either a baseball, a volleyball, or basketballs would come out of the bubble and hit and defeat various magical enemies. Stupid as it was, I took what I could get and I beat that game. I’ve never met anyone else who had it.
I just checked it out and nope I’ve never played that one!
Born in 86 and I’ve got a couple fun ones.
1. Ren and Stimpy: Stimpy’s Invention for the SEGA Genesis. I found this game way more fun than I probably should have and I don’t think I’ve played it in 20 years bit I have some great memories.
2. CHEX Quest, a Doom clone that Chex cereal distributed free CDs of in the boxes. It was a solid game, and also free!
Wow, this just reminded me of playing the Toejam & Earl game “Ready, Aim, Tomatoes” with the Sega Genesis Menacer gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdozhGMPmfM
CHEX Quest ruled!
When ND first brought in Macs we played Net Trek at the La Fortune lounges. I also dropped way too many quarters in the Dodgeball machine at HCH.
You can’t really bring up Apple II without mentioning Odyssey: The Compleat Apventure or Ultima.
Some old farts here probably died of dysentry as well.
Having said that I’d probably spent more hours on BF2 than anything else.
Adventures in the Magic Kingdom – This game had a few Disney trivia questions (of which I only knew from repetition of playing the game) and then some playable rides – Big Thunder Mountain, Space Mountain, Haunted Mansion, Pirates of the Carribean & Autopia. I think this game was fun?
Snake Rattle ‘n Roll – Not much to say about this one. This game ruled.
Baseball Stars – Aside from Little League World Series, I think this was the first sports video game I played. It even had a dynasty/owners mode where you’d make money from each game & upgrade existing players and buy contracts of new players. And it would save your progress, so you could actually play an entire season. (Still holdin a grudge for the Ninja Blacksox)
Defender of the Crown – This game was terrible & virtually unplayable for lil’ 7 year old me, but I still enjoyed trying. Jousting, sword fighting & catapults.
Also, I know it’s not an under-the-radar game, but I always had an affinity for Exitebike. I never owned it and only played it a few times, but the ability to make your own course was so cool.
OG Excitebike one of the original Nintendo game releases in North America!
I don’t think I played Adventures in Magic Kingdom, Snake Rattle n Roll, or Defender of the Crown.
I’m pretty sure Baseball Stars was the first baseball game I played, followed by Bases Loaded, Major League Baseball, and RBI Baseball. I was always partial to Bad News Baseball though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UU_pw_jhOo
By my count, there were 14 baseball games released for Nintendo over an 8-year span. Remember when baseball was popular!???
I’d have to imagine part of the popularity of baseball games was due to the fact that maybe they were easier to make? Especially in comparison to football/basketball. I haven’t played a modern baseball game since maybe MLB ’12, but the overall experience is still relatively the same as it was back for Baseball Stars. Not true of Tecmobowl to Madden ’20 or Double Dribble to NBA 2K20.
Very true.
I was all about ExciteBike and TMNT.
Also, one game I really wish they would remake for phones is Myst. I feel like it would be the perfect phone game.
Giving out birth year made me think about the ages of people who read this blog, and made me realize that I have been following these writers (here and back on OFD) since 2012. That’s a long time. Fun journey with you guys from my mid 20s to mid 30s (born in ’85, ND ’07).
Back in the OFD days, I was childless and had disposable income (and people could wander the aisles of Target and see a movie and grab a beer and go to football games…) You guys really messed up my life!
TMNT was a big one for me, too.
Born in 79 here.
The least popular game I fanatically played was called “caverns if gink”. It was for some sort of Pre windows/non apple computer from the 80’s.
I actually found a ROM version years ago and tried to play for nostalgias sake, but found the “speed” of the game was linked to your processor speed, which meant, on a modern pc, as soon as you started, you died.
That really made me laugh.
I was born in 1948 so Hide and Seek, marbles Red Rover not to mention a no touch but tackle only ancient game of football (not futbol as we did not know what that was).
These were SNES or SegaCD titles?
I was born in ’84 and remember a game or two of red rover, like with the teachers endorsing it and everything. Times have changed!
Kick the Can FTW
No one else played tecmo bowl or final fantasy on NES?
Or road rash on sega?
I thought the spirit of this was more obscure games (though I did bring up the fairly ubiquitous Excitebike but I added the caveat that it was popular)
At this point, I don’t remember what was obscure or common!
We can discuss our favorite childhood games too. For me, this will include Nintendo/Sega Genesis/and some PC in no particular order and ones I haven’t discussed yet:
NINTENDO
Legend of Zelda (towards the bottom of my list tbh)
Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
The Karate Kid
Top Gun (I remember this being super frustrating)
Contra
Ice Hockey
Adventure Island
Super Mario Bros. 2 (I stan for this game who is with me?)
Blades of Steel
Paperboy
Skate or Die
Friday the 13th
Tecmo Bowl
Kings of the Beach
Al Unser Jr’s Turbo Racing
Days of Thunder
SEGA
Batman
Bill Walsh College Football
Ecco the Dolphin (hell yeah)
John Madden Football
Jordan vs. Bird
Mortal Kombat
NBA Jam
NHL ’94
PGA Tour ’96
Road Rash
Sonic the Hedgehog
Tecmo Super Bowl
PC
Theme Park
Myst
Sim City 2000
O yea, I remember loving Blades of Steel.
Contra was another good one.
^ Will cosign with the above list, with the following mods:
SEGA
– Echo
– John Madden Football
+ Madden ’93
+ Lion King
+ Beavis & Butthead
PC
+ Roller Coaster Tycoon
+ Age of Empires
+ NASCAR ’97(??)
+ Wolfenstein
N64
+ Madden 99 (Steelers were my team – Stewart, Bettis & Ward + a kick ass defense of whom I can’t pull a single player)
+ NHL 99 (Flyers were my team – Lindros, LeClair, Brind’amour, Desjardins & Vanbiesbrouck were unstoppable)
+ GoldenEye 007
+ Cruisin’ USA
+ Mario Kart
+ Whatever MLB game had The Kid on the cover
+ Mario Golf
+ Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater
+ WWF No Mercy
It’s grainy as hell (edit, found a better video) but this commercial is my favorite of all sports video games:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnURZbk402Y
Lindros is still my favorite athlete, non-college football edition.
As one of your legit old timers (June ’46, so have been around for every Natty then and since) I cannot participate in the video game part of this — but I am here to compete for the weirdest sports game award. Tudor electric football was played on a metal board that could be activated to vibrate, in the shape of and decorated as a football field, There were 22 players (11 per side) who would advance when the board vibrated. Deal was to set up your players in offensive and defensive sets prior to each play, then when the defense was set the offense would tuck the little felt ball onto the designated runner and off you’d go. First defensive touch on the ball carrier was a tackle. You could also call a pass, one of the offensive players had a little catapult/throwing arm, you would tuck the ball into the tiny pocket on the throwing arm and squeeze a handle and the ball would fly forth and if it touched your receiver you had a completion (or a defender you had an interception).
Game of formations and play calling. The single wing could work well. I rarely lost because I always played with the “Notre Dame” set, which had some sturdier pushers (linemen) and a couple of speedy guys. This could partly be worked by subtly adjusting the teeny metal thingees on the bottom of each player. You also had to vibrate the board by hand often, as the electric vibrator could be too herky jerky. Plus none of the kids I would talk into playing with me knew about the single wing (granddad was a chemistry teacher with Rockne and my uncles grew up with his kids, so I got a lot of historical background.
Well, there you go — and shucks, I just looked it up, and it looks like various successors still exist!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_Football
Monster Bash, a sides scrolling “shooter” where a kid with a slingshot took on monsters in haunted houses and cemeteries. Came preloaded, for some reason, on our classroom Windows 3.1 computers in grade school.
As far as weird ones go, how about:
A Boy and His Blob (NES)
Uniracers (SNES)
I fondly remember the dodgeball game, although I would have thought it was NES. Another kind of weird one that I played the hell out of was Little League Baseball (NES)
Boy watching that Carmen Sandiego gameplay brought back huge memories for me. I would not have remembered any of it without prompting, but seeing it put me right back in 4th grade.