We’re headed in the direction of schools having to pay football players directly. Will that mean a cut back on spending from athletic departments? Maybe no more $100,000 barber shops in the football facility? Or, maybe personalized lockers that cost just $1,000 to make instead of $12,000? Nope, it’s time to find new revenue streams and now our glorious college football leaders are exploring adding sponsorship patches to football jerseys.

It makes sense, I suppose. The MLB, NBA, and NHL all allow jersey sponsors these days and college sports want to act like these leagues in most respects. And while the NFL hasn’t made the jump yet and probably won’t any time soon (the league has so much money it doesn’t know what to do with it all and they are more conscientious of marketing with their jabillion dollar TV deals) they do sell lucrative practice jersey sponsorship. Recent estimates suggest opening up game jersey real estate could bring in the NFL over $700 million per season, or nearly $22 million per team.

So, you can see why the major college football teams would be interested in signing up for a potentially massive new revenue stream. In the event Notre Dame decides to walk down this path we have the best options to fit the school’s needs and branding.

Guinness

This is the sensible choice. Notre Dame already partners with the Dublin brewery and the transition to a jersey sponsorship would be seamless. Their logo also works well with the Fighting Irish branding and colors. Will the NCAA allow an alcoholic beverage to be on the jerseys, though? Oh, the NCAA has no power anymore.

Projected Sponsorship Deal: 5 years, $174 million

Be honest, this is the least reprehensible option and good money to boot.

Irish Spring

If a beer company is too much for some allow me to offer a more gentle deal from a soap company. But not just any soap company, we’re talking about Irish Spring. If Notre Dame fans occasionally have a potty mouth, then this jersey sponsorship is reassurance that the fan base is rocking up to stadiums nation-wide smelling terrific.

Projected Sponsorship Deal: 3 years, $48 million

They even re-worked their logo recently to fit in with Notre Dame’s branding!

RPM Steak

Do you hate home night games? Do you think all home games should kickoff at 12:05 PM on the dot? Do you enjoy the finer things in life and believe there’s more to complaining about Irish football and discussing these things are important at the finest establishments that Chicago has to offer? Let me convince you of RPM Steak on the jerseys.

Projected Sponsorship Deal: 1 year, $9 million

The deal includes one free bottle of Pinot Noir Three Kings to the first 20 group alumni only dinner reservations. The sponsorship is only for 1 year as this is the restaurant industry after all we’re not sure about the finances of partial owners Bill & Giuliana Rancic.

Peacock

I’m being dead serious when I say this is a legitimate option. Notre Dame just hired its new athletic director directly from NBC and showed its hand on the importance of working with the network and continuing the development of the streaming service Peacock.

Projected Sponsorship Deal: 20 years, $40 million

Notre Dame rushes to sign this deal, among the first in the nation to be agreed upon, and touts it as the largest jersey sponsorship in terms of total money. It’s quickly eclipsed by deals from 57 other football programs.

Lucky Charms

Good old fashioned Midwestern roots with General Mills. Supporting kids to eat a healthy breakfast. Okay, maybe healthy isn’t the right word but eating something in the morning is important for kids. It can be magically delicious.

Courtesy of @CollegeSportsO in this fun thread HERE.

Projected Sponsorship Deal: 7 years, $90 million

The General Mills stock is up, let’s strike while the iron is hot.

Aer Lingus

We could see an Anthony Travel sponsorship bid, but they also sponsor dozens of other NCAA schools already. In order to save money on future trips to the Dublin, Ireland season openers that are inevitably coming we found a solid deal from Aer Lingus.

Projected Sponsorship Deal: 6 years, $135 million

Money in the airplane industry isn’t real anyway, we might as well take as much as we can in the deal.

Gurley Leep

BEEP! BEEP! GURLEY LEEP.

Projected Sponsorship Deal: 3 years, $12 million

We’ve added a sponsor patch to the practice jerseys and worked on a new NIL deal with the local Gurley Leep car dealership in Mishawaka.

Linebacker Lounge

The push to stay local with a jersey sponsorship might be overwhelming. We’re staying extremely local and just down the street from Notre Dame Stadium.

Projected Sponsorship Deal: Undetermined, rumored to include unspecified amounts of Coors Light.

The Papacy

They said it couldn’t be done. There would be no interest. You never know.

Projected Sponsorship Deal: 10 years, $1.7 billion

As part of the 10 year plan to bring a National Championship back to South Bend. Pope Francis swoops in and declares himself as a key proponent of this new player power era.