So we’ve come to the end of the 2023 college football season and since we like to confuse everyone for the future we will now play the 2024 College Football National Championship with a new year attached to the name of the game. It was a long and twisty road for both Michigan and Washington to arrive at this destination, although in most respects the way in which they endured was completely different.

CFB 2024 National Championship
Washington (+4.5) vs. Michigan

NRG Stadium
Houston, Texas
Date: Monday, January 8, 2024
Time: 7:30 PM ET
TV: ESPN
Series: 8-5-0 Michigan

I didn’t want to write this preview at all, but like Judge Smails I felt it was owed to you all.

#1 We Messed Up

I wasn’t the only one pointing this out but I told you in the pre-season this was Notre Dame’s best shot at a National Championship since 1993 and I truly believed that. Sure, a lot of that was dependent on Sam Hartman rising the tide in South Bend which didn’t exactly happen. Or, I suppose having an awesome offensive coordinator to pair with him.

More so, we have been stuck for years in an endless cycle of dominant teams from the South, plus Ohio State, really making it difficult to breakthrough on the big stage. As we approached 2023, things were shaping up to maybe be different and here we are!

A top 15 finish will feel hollow for 2023.

Georgia couldn’t three-peat after losing to a very flawed Alabama team whose said flaws were on display last weekend in the semi-finals. Ohio State looks to be going through a complete existential crisis. Clemson fell off the national radar. And Notre Dame ended up losing to those 2 latter teams.

Yeah, we messed up. This was a massive missed opportunity and if it turns out Washington (who was 4-8 just 2 years ago and is 1 game away from eternal glory!) doesn’t win it’s not something that will ever be easy to let go.

#2 Blue Chip Ratio

In addition to some of the elite teams not quite being on their game, it wasn’t a 2nd tier program in the blue-chip ratio like Oregon, Oklahoma, or Florida that filled the vacuum. It was even less talented Michigan down in the 3rd tier, plus the Washington Huskies with a shocking 32.5% blue chip ratio running through a pretty challenging Pac-12 season while also winning a few games as an underdog.

Washington didn’t even make the graph.

We need to take a minute to appreciate some things about this Washington team, specifically.

*Kalen DeBoer is so hot right now. Back in 2009, he was finishing up a dominant 67-3 run at D-2 Sioux Falls with a trio of National Championships before embarking on an offensive coordinator career at the lower levels of FBS. This is only his 4th season as a head coach at the FBS level! All of a sudden, DeBoer has Washington poised for a title and has won 21 straight games while he’s yet to lose to a ranked team since coming to Seattle.

*The Michael Penix, Jr. story is pretty great. As fate would have it, DeBoer would OC at Indiana for 1 season only during Penix’ redshirt freshman season and that relationship was enough for the quarterback to transfer to Washington down the road. Penix was good enough to make Tom Allen appear competent with the Hoosiers. Allen has recently been fired and Penix is looking for the ultimate team trophy following a 2nd place finish in the Heisman.

*I’m left handed and naturally gravitate towards the talent of Penix and his sweet, sweet delivered deep passes downfield. Huskies are also, by far, my favorite dog. I also like purple, certainly more than the average male. Out of all the Pac-12 teams, Washington has always been right up there as a program I’ve liked from a distance. I’d cackle with endless joy if they won and then started wreaking havoc in the Big Ten.

#3 Not Watching

I’m not sad to say, I am not watching the game on Monday night. I can’t do it. The second Michigan’s punt returner fumbled late against Alabama and they escaped a soul-crushing catastrophic semi-final loss and possibly Harbaugh-era ending special teams gaffe (again!) I turned the game off. I knew the outcome.

If only forward progress didn’t exist…

I didn’t feel bad that Florida State was left out of the playoffs, but Alabama was supposed to win that game and not pee all over themselves (or whatever metaphor works best for poor snapping). Now, the injustice brigade will forever have a stronger historical case–even though watching Michigan beat Jordan Travis-less FSU by 14 to 20 points wouldn’t have been worth anyone’s time as we’ve debated endlessly.

Everything about this run by Michigan has been deeply sickening.

Their cheating scandal is now in the rearview mirror. Going from cheating, to getting caught, to looking a little less powerful after the allegations surface, to then winning a National Championship anyway just when the stars align perfectly in a very winnable playoff year is just uniquely Michigan-y and deplorable. All the while, Connor Stalions sits in the Rose Bowl general admission seats with a large grin on his face.

Not you too, Dan. 

Some will say this is good that a Midwest program that is talented but not super talented is proving there’s a way to win it all with coaching and player development. Notre Dame can do it, too!

Or, maybe it’s time to visualize a Michigan National Championship–something that last happened the same year the frisbee was invented, Israel became a state, and the Marshall Plan became law–while Riley Leonard opens the season struggling at College Station. How’s that feel in the deep recesses of your Fighting Irish soul?

Oh, but this time Jim Harbaugh is going to leave for the NFL. And if not, he’s going to get pushed out of Ann Arbor in a cloud of controversy with a tarnished legacy. Or how about, the NCAA investigation will amount to a light slap on the wrist (maybe we can dial up another 3-game suspension!) while Michigan happily makes $370 million from championship gear sales and happily hands Harbaugh his reported 10-year $125 million contract extension?

We needed literally just 1 thing to go wrong for Michigan that led to one game being a loss and college football could’ve kicked this team to the dustbin of irrelevancy. That hasn’t happened, and instead they’re playing for the title, the media is writing all these inspirational tales about the Wolverines program (what a 180 we’ve done!), and this is the most disgusted I’ve ever been with college football.