I’ve put in about 10 solid hours of cricket viewing and read up on the rules. I still don’t fully understand the game.

Across all levels of baseball it should be mandatory to wear calf-high stirrups.

I think the biggest problem in major professional sports is the rising save percentage average in the NHL. 1983-84 saw 0.873%, 1993-94 saw 0.901%, 2003-04 saw 0.911%, and this past year we saw 0.915% overall. Except for a few post-lockout years after 2004, the NHL is in the midst of a 20-year Dead Puck Era.

It’s crazy to think that in 25 or 30 years we could see a few Kevin Durant-type athletes in the WNBA. That’s a win for evolution.

The Toronto Raptors used to have purple and red as their primary colors but changed away from that template several years ago. I can’t think of another professional or college team with this color scheme.

I’d move the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament first round games to begin on Friday and stretch through Monday instead of beginning on a Thursday.

I can probably come up with a list of 100 words or phrases that I think should be banned from sports-related conversations forever. We need new, fresh terminology.

At times last year I was convinced James Harden was hiding a 6-year old around his midsection. Turns out he was just overweight and has a lot junk in that trunk.

I like to tell myself that I prefer the Winter Olympics but as I’ve grown older I secretly like the Summer Olympics more.

I take it as a personal affront that Rocket Ismail still has not been elected to the College Football Hall of Fame. He’s waited 26 years so far!

I can’t get my dander up when Notre Dame wants to charge $150 per ticket for a couple of premium home football games.. That seems entirely reasonable, especially when the same school is charging roughly $514.79 per academic class day with their price of tuition.

There have been thousands, maybe millions, too many words written about the college football satellite camp rules.

I will stick to the claim that Jim Harbaugh will eventually be forced to resign from Michigan after doing something literally unthinkable and bizarre on the field during a game. The best part will be the post-game with zero self-awareness for what he’s done.

One of the great things about watching soccer is getting used to, even embracing, ads on jerseys. They’re coming to major North American sports the year after next in the NBA! The WNBA has been on board for half a decade already.

There is no discussion that could convince me the grunting in the game of tennis is acceptable.

For some people it’s such an alien idea but the Raiders moving to Las Vegas feels so unbelievably right to me.

I’m thankful that as I grow older I’ve become less stressed about how well I perform on the golf course. “You don’t practice enough to be angry that you’re not good” is one of the best sports, and life, quotes of all time.

I once tried to list of all the Major League baseball stadiums I’ve visited thinking I could come up with at least 7 or 8 teams. It’s only 3 teams: Indians, Blue Jays, and Red Sox.

His hairline has always been a warning of his mortality but I find the aging of LeBron James really depressing. He was a man-child at 18 and I want him to stay young forever.

I’ve always been intrigued by the idea of college football adopting a policy of playing games every 2 weeks with a season beginning in mid-August and stretching into mid-February. The longer season feels like it would be overwhelmingly off-set by longer rest and recovery times plus far less stress on academics compressing so much traveling into a shorter time frame.

You don’t know disappointment until you show up at a PGA Championship practice round shortly before 8 AM and find out Tiger Woods had already left the course before you arrived.

I’m really surprised there hasn’t been a bigger movement in the NHL to make full facemasks mandatory. I bet the talks begin in earnest after the next star player is forced to retire early due to concussion problems.

I recently made a bucket list of travel destinations with some sporting events thrown in there, for good measure. My SEC football stadium choice: Neyland Stadium.

I’m a big believer that uniform changes can bring a team great luck or terrible luck with little room in between.

I’ve never been able to reconcile the fact that kiss cams are so popular in public during live events and seemingly have a 0% approval rating at any other time. Some of ya’ll are lying about your true feelings.

Have you ever attended every single inning of a full-season’s worth of home games for a Major League baseball team? Have you ever met anyone who has done this and didn’t work for a club or cover a team?

Maybe it’s un-American to not like the U.S. men’s soccer team but I feel like they are un-American for being so boring and average.

If I could start my life over I would begin playing tennis and golf before my early-teens. We all have regrets, I suppose.

You would think the NFL should have the wide hash marks with its more accurate kickers and that college football should have the narrow hash marks.

I know it’ll never happen but a relegation system for professional baseball sounds like it could be one of the most entertaining changes to the history of sports.

Every uniform for a major sports team should have a nameplate on the back its uniforms. That includes you, Notre Dame football.

Still can’t get into MMA.

One of my sport heroes who might be underrated for today’s crowd is speedskater Eric Heiden. As a kid learning to skate in the late 80’s he was an idol.

I get why they do it but Major League players going down to the minors on rehab stints is still one of the silliest things in sports.

I positively love the smell of a new fresh can of tennis balls. Anyone else?

I’m always disappointed when a team wins a major sports championship while playing on the road. You just can’t get as hype without the home crowd.

I do not, nor will I ever, trust a left-footed football placekicker.

I always get a chuckle when you contrast baseball players getting into fist fights and then in football, the most violent of sports, if someone takes even a half-hearted swing at someone it’s viewed as basically murder.

If you’re worried about the evils of annoying crowd atmospheres check out the National Lacrosse League. You won’t be able to sleep at night.

I can’t think of an athlete who has wasted away quite like Carmelo Anthony. He’ll finish as a Top 25 NBA scorer of all-time and has 66 playoff games and 1 conference final appearance over a 15-year career.