Welcome back to America’s greatest question and answer segment Five Wide Fullbacks. This week we’ll tackle those silly kids opting out of bowl games, plus the possible return of a curmudgeon-y assistant coach, Marcus Freeman’s sense of style, a trade-off at wide receiver, and breaking NCAA passing records.

1) More and more players are deciding to opt-out of bowl games. Will this eventually become a normal annual occurrence that becomes expected and accepted or will it drive problems and changes throughout the sport?

I do feel a bit hypocritical about this, myself. Take for instance the loss of Kyren Williams for the bowl game. It took me a good 10 to 12 hours to get over the sting of losing him for what I consider to be a really big and important game. For fans, it does suck. That’s okay, right? We want Notre Dame to win and losing such a key player damaged those winning odds.

It is made worse when we get these surprise decisions. There was some small talk about Kyren maybe skipping the bowl game but there was a lot more talk emerging by late November about him coming back in 2022. So when the rug is pulled out, so to speak, it hurts. Plus, suddenly we don’t get to see Kyren in an Irish uniform ever again.

On the other hand, no one has championed the uselessness and absurdity of bowl games more than me.

There are too many bowl games, they were becoming more and more devalued, and the playoff just made things worse. I think there’s a fear that in the future these non-playoff NY6 games would feature 6 or 7 Notre Dame players sitting out but this seems super unlikely under any context. I do think we’re headed toward that future with the non-NY6 bowl games, though. Hence, why we will soon see an expanded 12-team playoff in the sport.

2) According to reports, Notre Dame is interested in bringing back former offensive line coach Harry Hiestand but is also highly pursuing current UCLA offensive line coach Justin Frye, as well. If it comes down to these two which is your pick?

For me, the only reason to bring Harry Hiestand back is if it’s the guy Tommy Rees absolutely wants to work with and Freeman is okay signing off with some of Hiestand’s issues that surrounded his first tenure at Notre Dame.

If we’re only looking at these two candidates I would pick Frye, though. His resume has been really good in recent years, he’s 25 years younger than Hiestand, and in general I’d prefer the vibe of fresh blood under Freeman when we’re already retaining a lot of assistants from the Kelly era. Adding Hiestand kind of feels like a stop-gap and putting off hiring someone else for a year or two.

Frye has already embraced the mustard gold so…

Although offensive line recruits itself at Notre Dame, as Hiestand can attest, I think it’s important to bring in an assistant that can help out in their region with more than just offensive linemen. Hiestand has always struck me as the type of recruiter who would roll up to a home with some other Irish assistants and wait in the car until they’re done. We don’t need that around anymore.

3) With a new coaching regime for the first time in 12 years comes the possibility of Notre Dame football making changes to their uniforms. If you have Freeman’s ear what tweaks would you recommend?

I have 3 ideas in increasingly more bold order:

#1 Okay, yeah just make some small tweaks. Anything, really. The uniforms haven’t changed in forever and Notre Dame has a long history of a new coach putting their stamp on the look of the team at least in some small way to differentiate from the previous era. Bring the dome back at the collar? TV numbers again? Perhaps a shamrock somewhere?

#2 Brian Kelly got the program into this mindset that the standard uniforms never change but we’ll wear an alternate once a year away from home. Well, let’s keep the home uniform alone and go big with a road uniform change. How about a crispy all-white uniform like the basketball teams wear?

Remember our concept from a few years ago?

#3 Let’s go for a full change to green, do it Marcus. I’m actually fascinated to know if Freeman really was adamant about going back to a 1970’s or 1950’s green look would the school okay it for 2022? Every team on campus has a green uniform anyway. The marketing part of my brain makes me wonder if this is something Freeman really wanted if the school would wait to roll out an athletics-wide switch to green and not just football. That would be amazing.

4) Western Kentucky’s Bailey Zappe just broke the NCAA single-season records with 5,977 passing yards and 62 passing touchdowns. He’s now the 19th player to throw for at least 5,000 yards in a season. Will we ever see 7,000 yards in a season?

I think we can get there at some point in the not too distant future, especially with an expanded playoff. Zappe played in their league title game and a bowl game to get him 14 games at 426.2 yards per contest. With the rumored 12-team playoff we could see a maximum of 17 games played. Do the math and it would take a quarterback averaging 412 yards per game while playing in their conference title game, first round of the playoffs, and eventually make it to the National Championship Game.

A Power 5 team throwing this much AND making it all the way to the title game does seem unrealistic, although who knows how much more the game will keep tilting towards passing in the future? Here are the Power 5 quarterbacks to average at least 400 yards per game through the air in recent years:

2021, Brennan Armstrong, Virginia, 404.5
2019, Anthony Gordon, Washington State, 429.2
2016, Patrick Mahomes, Texas Tech, 421.0
2014, Connor Halliday, Washington State, 430.3

That’s it. That’s the list. These teams went 21-29 overall and in the case of Armstrong had he been healthy enough to face Notre Dame he might be below 400 yards per game, and maybe dips below that number after their bowl game anyway.

The thing is you have to be on a team that throws a lot and plays in a ton of competitive games which you end up winning. The 400 per game mark isn’t happening at modern-day Alabama when the margin of victory is 20 points per game and you’re barely throwing in most 4th quarters.

Still, with the right mix I can think someone can do it.

5) Which scenario do you prefer? Kevin Austin transfers out of Notre Dame but all other wideouts remain on the roster or Austin stays and Braden Lenzy, Avery Davis, and Joe Wilkins all leave?

This is tough! I’m inclined to take Austin as the perceived No. 1 receiver especially as Davis and Wilkins are coming off serious injuries and we don’t know what their status will be or how they’ll bounce back this off-season. When in doubt it’s smart to take the best player available.

Doing so in this scenario really makes the numbers at receiver scary, with just 5 scholarships heading into the 2022 season! Notre Dame would almost be forced to add at least 4 receivers from the Transfer Portal if something like this occurred. I’m not sure that would even be possible.