Welcome back to the latest edition of Five Wide Fullbacks, America’s most enthralling question and answer segment in the college football internet space. Today we look at the 2024 Irish schedule, Harbaugh in the NFL, the best and worst new head coach hires, the rumored Gug expansion, and we wonder whether Notre Dame football players need more sand in their pants.

1) Jim Harbaugh is back in the NFL and will join the Los Angeles Chargers on a 5-year deal worth $62.5 million. What does Harbaugh’s legacy look like at Michigan and can he succeed again in the NFL?

The best we can hope for is that Harbaugh’s legacy will be stained forever at Michigan, but I remain so downtrodden about 2023 and how the public has reacted or will eventually react to any future punishment coming Ann Arbor’s way. They’ll probably get something handed down at some point and it’ll hurt Sherrone Moore the most. I’m sure the school was more than happy to ride this happy wave, keep Moore on board as the public favored choice, and see how long the good times last.

Maybe Michigan’s program slowly craters and I’ll get excited about that eventually. As we’ll see below, their schedule is about to get way, way tougher. But I doubt it ever really gets that bad–nothing can make up for 2023 from this hater’s point of view. Harbaugh’s legacy is secure. He choke slammed Ohio State three times in a row and won a National Championship as the consummate Michigan Man, nothing will change that.

Harbaugh to the Chargers, of all places, is actually super interesting. They cratered this year and I’m sure Harbaugh will give them a nice bump in the next couple years.

However, this is still the Chargers we’re talking about here. They are one of the most tortured franchises in the NFL and in North American sports. Harbaugh is a really weird dude and him taking control of one of the most chaotic American sports teams might cause the San Andreas Fault to crack and send Los Angeles into the Pacific Ocean finally.

2) What is the best and worst head coach hiring so far in college football this off-season?

I’m putting some chips down on Bob Chesney at James Madison being an excellent hire and one of the next great young coaches in the country. He’s rebuilt 3 smaller programs (Salve Regina, Assumption, Holy Cross) and gets to walk into a very healthy program in a sneaky awesome spot with the Dukes. I can see him staying put for 2-3 years, jumping to a lower Power 5 program, and then end up in a job like Penn State down the road.

Why does the jersey look photoshopped?

The worst hire so far I’m going for good old Ken Niumatalolo at San Jose State. This could’ve gone one of 2 ways. Either Coach Ken continues with the triple option and rebuilds the entire recruiting operation with the Spartans or he forgoes his history and tries something new offensively. It appears he’s doing the latter and will build a Spread-n-Shred offense under offensive coordinator Craig Stutzmann. I see this going poorly.

3) Army has dropped UNLV and Syracuse from their 2024 schedule, opening the door to the heavily rumored matchup with Notre Dame in New York City this fall. Is there any hope that this will be anything else besides a Very Bad 2024 schedule?

If we slot in that Army game the schedule should look like this:

August 31st @ Texas A&M
September 7th vs. Northern Illinois
September 14th @ Purdue
September 21st vs. Miami (OH)
September 28th vs. Louisville
BYE
October 12th vs. Stanford
October 19th @ Georgia Tech [Mercedez-Benz Stadium]
October 26th @ Navy [MetLife Stadium]
November 9th vs. Florida State
November 16th vs. Virginia
November 23rd vs. Army [Yankee Stadium]
November 30th @ USC

The bottom end is missing a truly dreadful program but 2 MAC teams (both coming in the first month) and a pair of service academies in the same season is not good. Playing the service academies a month apart both in New York City is also stupid. Not only do we have these meaningless games but they are removing the chance for another good win on the schedule.

The opener in College Station, plus the first trip to Purdue in over 10 years, and a home game with Louisville before the bye week is potentially a decent start to the schedule. However, if either A&M or the Cardinals underachieve (at least 1 doing so seems probable) we’re looking at a really mediocre overall schedule through October.

We’ve made fun of Michigan’s schedule for years and they’ll have played Texas, USC, Washington, and Oregon through November 2nd. Sure, the Irish finish at USC and maybe the Trojans rebuild into a great opponent by the end of the season in a post-Caleb Williams era? In contrast, Michigan finishes with Ohio State and has a far more interesting slate overall in 2024.

I think a playoff appearance with at least one quality win over a strong opponent is needed for a good season.

4) Notre Dame released its freshest football roster for 2024 which includes early enrolled freshman, transfers, and updated heights and weights for all involved. What sticks out with this recent release?

As noted recently, defensive tackle Gabriel Rubio has stepped away from the program for personal reasons and is not listed on the current roster. Also, possible 6th-year senior offensive lineman Andrew Kristofic isn’t listed so we’re assuming he’s moving on, as well.

The biggest thing that jumps out is that new strength coach Loren Landow has his hands full putting more meat on some bodies!

Testing your eye sight with this picture. 

Bell (180), Clark (179), Faison (181), Gobaira (250), Knapp (266!), Mickey (174), Mitchell (178), Prescod (273), Smith (167), Logan Thomas (196!!), and Wagner (284) are players who are light or who remain pretty light from previous rosters. A semi-trailer of whey protein needs to be ordered ASAP.

There are still some big muchachos, too. If my math is correct, there are 12 players listed at 300 pounds or heavier. All but 2 are on the offensive line, though. The interior of the defensive line in particular is on the smaller side, but that does not include incoming freshman Sean Sevillano’s fire hydrant 6’1″ 339 pound-frame.

5) We’re creeping up on 20 years since the Gug was opened in the early months of the Charlie Weis era. The expansion plans were brought up in public around 5 years ago, when will this finally happen?

Tim Prister had a discussion last summer with Jack Swarbrick about this and I believe it’s the last ‘official’ update we’ve seen on the matter. The key takeaways from that discussion:

  • The Gug 2.0 project is a major priority
  • The University (was) about to start a new initiative last summer and the Gug 2.0 is part of that process
  • 100% money raised and 75% on hand remains the University rule, no exceptions
  • Operating space for expanded staff is the top aspect of the project
  • Sports science and nutrition space will be important too
  • Incoming new AD Pete Bevacqua will be “very effective” at fundraising

A recent Irish Illustrated podcast also mentioned the strength of Bevacqua and his fundraising abilities, really pushing the narrative that Notre Dame could be entering a new phase within the athletic department. According to Prister’s article from last summer, the new Gug project will cost in excess of $100 million and maybe more.

Waiting on an update. 

I will say, something has always smelled a little off about the Gug expansion. There was some talk that this was a sore spot for Brian Kelly in the months and years leading up to his exit to LSU. Has it taken a long time for Notre Dame to accept the need for a renovation? Were they just not keen about fundraising 9-digits again after the large Crossroads project?

I’ve also wondered if there was push back on the details. Several years ago, the plans discussed had the Gug expanding to the south with a pedestrian bridge crossing Courtney Lane to the Irish Athletic Center and LaBar Practice Complex. I seem to recall there was a bone or 2 thrown to another sport (soccer, perhaps?) in the expansion but it was mostly just for football.

Either way, it’s coming but likely not any time incredibly soon. The project would take 18-24 months to complete so we’re likely not discussing a new fancy training table for the players to gain weight at until the middle of 2026 or for the 2027 season. However, it would be a cool project for Bevacqua to announce early in his tenure which begins in just over 2 months.