How to lose a football game in which your opponent repeatedly gives you chances to win it:

– Pass the ball more than you run it, even when the conditions dictate you shouldn’t. (ND had 26 official pass attempts and 38 rush attempts, but at least 5 of those ‘rushes’ were sacks and a few more were scrambles. ND called more passes than runs. In conditions that put last year’s ‘monsoon’ at Clemson to shame.)

– Refuse to adjust even in key spots. (Did ND run the ball in the red zone even one time? I’m not sure that they did. Instead, they dropped DeShone Kizer back to throw pro-style routes for reasons that escape me.)

– Be completely unable to respond to predictable play calls. (NC State brought in running quarterback Jalan McClendon in the second half to run the most predictable running QB package ever, and yet he still ran free for several big plays. None of them, of course, led to any points, thanks to NC State’s horrific special teams, but they hurt ND’s field position badly.)

– Be predictable yourselves. (Hey guys, when Josh Adams splits wide in motion out of the backfield, the ball is going to him. Every time. When ND puts several players on one side of the line, the run play is going that way. Every time. No setups, no surprises. The masterful play calling Brian Kelly used to damn near beat Florida State in 2014 seems like eons ago.)

– Not commit to any style of play. (Why did we bring in Malik Zaire for one play? It was a decent idea. McClendon proved that. But we snapped it to him once and took him out. There was never anything resembling any kind of plan. Just grabbing whatever plays sounded cute.)

Poor ND defense, which, even given they had a huge assist from the horrible weather, was actually ok. There were some hiccups, as there always will be, but for the most part when they needed stops they got them, despite being put in poor spots by the offense. It reminded me of The Season That Shall Not Be Mentioned, as this entire year does.

There was a clear path to winning this game: Give the ball to Josh Adams. Give it to Dexter Williams. If you want to give the ball to the receivers, great. Run a few quick slants, run a jet sweep, even maybe a reverse if you’re really feeling adventurous. Brian Kelly and the staff decided instead not to tweak their usual play in any way. And that sums up why they fail. They’re (outside of 2012, looking like the outlier to end all outliers) unwilling to accept that sometimes the best way to win isn’t exactly what they want to do.

Kizer was awful. There were a few drops, but he was awful. Some of the blame falls on the coaches that put so much of the game in his hands in these conditions, of course. But he was terrible. 9/26, 54 yards is butt-ugly no matter what the conditions.

BIG-PICTURE BRIAN KELLY WHINING SECTION

I fail to see any way left to defend Brian Kelly. When Charlie Weis suffered through The Season That Shall Not Be Mentioned, you could at least put forth an argument that it was going to be bad anyway due to the personnel. (It shouldn’t have been THAT bad, of course, but it was safe to say it wasn’t going to be great.) But this Kelly team is by his own design. This is year seven. The entire team is his. The entire coaching staff is his. Everything about the program, even the stadium and the gameday rituals, are pretty much his. There is literally no excuse whatsoever for how bad Notre Dame is at football.

You’ll probably still see a few national writers talk about ‘how hard’ the ND job is and how you can’t fire Kelly. SI’s Andy Staples has already, and he isn’t alone.

Don’t listen to it. It’s nonsense. That might excuse why ND was unable to beat anyone that was legitimately very good last year but still managed to win 10 games. It doesn’t excuse why ND lost to Duke. Or to NC State. Or, to go back in time, Tulsa, Northwestern, South Florida or Navy. ND is better than these programs. They should always be better. If they’re not, then they should just junk the whole enterprise, join the ACC full-time, and stop pretending they care about winning.

There are at least four more surefire losses on this schedule – Stanford, Miami, Virginia Tech and USC. Army and Navy are coin flips. Guess what? That’s the whole schedule. 2-10 is very much in play. 4-8 is probably the best-case scenario. We are getting a new coach next season if ND remotely cares about anything. So start scouting.