For those of you plugged-in types (and my sympathies if you are), you might have seen a Notre Dame-themed Twitter account brag after Ohio State’s massive uniform-advertisement deal with Chase Bank was announced this morning that the Irish would never, repeat NEVER, stoop so low as to infect their uniforms with corporate sponsors.

What happened next was more or less inevitable.

Mere hours later, Notre Dame announced that it will accept a bribe from SoFi to slap their name on the Irish’s uniforms in all sports. Per multiple media reports, it’s the richest such deal in the very short history of this kind of thing, which reads more like a challenge to the next company that goes into business with a well-known college sports brand (Texas? Michigan?) than anything else.

I and many other Irish fans had pie-in-the-sky dreams that maybe Notre Dame’s predisposition to be, for lack of a quicker phrase, ‘all Notre Dame’ about things like this might keep ads off the jerseys for a while, though I didn’t rule it out. In reality, it should have been obvious. Eight-figure deals that will, for all intents and purposes, help ND get to table stakes with top recruits and transfer portal targets in football are just the way of things now in collegiate sports.

To put it another way, Marcus Freeman’s utterly insane run of blue-chip recruiting wins in recent weeks doesn’t come cheap. And especially when Notre Dame is already operating at a (slight, but still real) deficit in terms of media-rights money when compared to schools in the SEC and B1G. Revenue streams must be tapped in order to succeed at that type of level, it would seem.

The silver lining, if you want to see one

The deal isn’t totally without its merits; according to Pat Forde’s report (which came out simultaneously with the announcement; ND knows how to play the game) SoFi will fund a full scholarship for a male and a female walk-on athlete at Notre Dame each year, which is nice for them. ND athletic director Pete Bevacqua claimed that the deal will also include financial literacy support for Irish athletes, which isn’t an area the school was coming up short in anyway by all accounts, but OK, sure, that’s good too.

(Props, by the way, to Bevacqua for the “Well, we’ve done corporate jersey patches for bowl games before” justification for this deal. I don’t buy the spin, but the media major in me appreciates the attempt, anyway.)

There’s not that much more relevant to be said about this deal, which falls into the ever-expanding bucket of college sports things that are probably necessary now but just plain suck. No one actually wants a bank logo on Notre Dame’s jerseys, any more than they want one on Ohio State’s, or a chicken company on Arkansas’, or whoever else’s. But everyone needs more money now, and it certainly isn’t going to come out of the bigwigs’ pockets, so here we are. Advertising for everyone. We saw it at the World Cup with the ‘hydration breaks,’ and now we’re seeing it in college sports.

It’s perhaps a darkly funny turn of events that, thanks to my wife gifting me a Lambeau/Shamrock Series trip as a way to soften the blow of my milestone birthday this fall, I will be in the stands when the Irish take the field for the first time with an ad on their jerseys. History! (I guess.)

It’s probably time for the names on the jerseys

I have long been agnostic about the topic of no names on the Notre Dame football jerseys, leaning towards liking it. It made the jerseys cleaner, in my opinion, and to be honest, it was a bit of a flex on my end to (usually) be able to identify which player made a play before other people watching the game with me did. Other than that, I didn’t care about it much.

But if a dang bank can throw their name on the jerseys, the Irish ought to put players’ names on them. It’s not like they’ve never done it before (ND usually had player names during the Devine and Faust eras), and given *gestures to everything* it wouldn’t hurt the players’ marketability.

It sort of feels like ND has been priming the pump for that change anyway with the addition of names on the 2024 and 2026 Shamrock jerseys (and the 2022 green jerseys), and with this change occurring anyway, it would make sense to go ahead and do it now. We will see if that happens.