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The hits keep on coming for the Irish wideouts as Joe Wilkins had foot surgery recently and is out indefinitely. The hope is that he’ll return for the regular season.

On Wednesday afternoon, defensive tackle Chris Smith was added as grad transfer from Harvard. He originally committed to Minnesota but switched his allegiance to the Irish after a visit this past weekend.

If you haven’t heard already, Notre Dame is set to play a FCS team in 2023 and it’ll be a Historical Black College & University with a coaching connection to Marcus Freeman.

Big 12 commissioner Bob Bowlsby will be stepping down later in 2022. He’s led the conference since 2012 and the league has already announced they’d like to quickly find his replacement.

Baylor athletic director Mack Rhodes recently signed a 10-year extension.

Athletes in the state of Louisiana are now able to get NIL deals in high school. Hello, Arch Manning.

Boise State announced major renovations to their athletic facilities, including the football stadium.

Clemson wide receiver Adam Randall–their 5th best recruit in the 2022 class–tore his ACL during spring practice.

Uniform of the Week

You may know the history of Iowa’s uniforms and that in 1979 then head coach Hayden Fry wanted to “look like winners” and asked permission from the Pittsburgh Steelers to wear their look in the college game. Then and now, it remains one of the most despicable decisions in Big Ten history. The Steelers’ number font these days at least provides some difference between the teams in addition to the helmet logos. However, I haven’t seen a single alternate Iowa uniform that I didn’t like better than their Steelers knock-offs.

My aversion to Iowa’s look is so strong that I think the above yellow-clad get up looks amazing to me. I know it’s not actually amazing, though. Or is it? No, it would be amazing if they wore black pants instead. Either way, please for the love of God stop wearing the Pittsburgh uniforms. Although, this got me thinking which college teams could pull off stealing a NFL uniform. My guesses off the top of my head:

Oregon – Green Bay Packers
Louisville – Atlanta Falcons
SMU – Buffalo Bills
Virginia – Chicago Bears
Duke – Indianapolis Colts (they’re already doing this, basically)
Iowa State – Kansas City Chiefs
Michigan State – New York Jets

Am I missing anything obvious?

Recruiting

Five-star edge rusher Lebbeus Overton (0.9906) previously re-classified from 2023 to 2022. He committed to Texas A&M on April 1st. That gives the Aggies 8(!) Composite 5-stars in their 2022 class, plus 18 players total in the Composite top 100 rankings.

Tight end Andrew Rappleyea (0.9046) committed to Penn State.

Ohio safety Malik Hartford (0.9183) is staying in-state with Ohio State.

Former top 50 recruit from the 2021 class in receiver Agiye Hall is leaving Alabama after being suspended from the team. Hey, we need some wide receivers!

Ohio State safety Bryson Shaw is leaving the Buckeyes. He was 3rd on the team in tackles last year. They also lost 2020 low 4-star safety Lejond Cavazos to the Portal, too.

Canadian defensive lineman Akheem Mesidor is leaving West Virginia. He had 14.5 tackles for loss and 9.5 sacks in 2 seasons for the Mountaineers.

Virginia’s leading rusher Wayne Taulapapa has transferred to Washington.

LSU linebacker Josh White has landed at Baylor following a transfer.

Productive Rice receiver Jake Bailey has transferred to SMU.

YouTube Channel

You can Google the daily routine of Mark Walhberg and see that he goes to bed at 7:30 PM, wakes up at 2:30 AM, and that is the most normal thing about his life. Ever since I learned about this routine it’s all I think about when I see him. For example, this video below for “Dad Jokes” had to be filmed in his 11 AM to 1 PM or 2 PM to 3 PM windows as part of his work calls and such. He also has a 2-hour block (with a snack in there) for golf every morning, yet he lives in Los Angeles and even with 9-holes that isn’t realistic.

Except for the USC roots, I have to think Will Ferrell has some of the highest approval ratings in the business. He seems like a lovely person. His run during the first decade this century was absurd starting with Zoolander, to Old School, to Elf, to Anchorman, to Talladega Nights, and finally Step Brothers. There were a couple duds in there but it’s one hell of a run. Although I confess, I haven’t watched any of Ferrell’s last 7 movies and he’s coming up on a decade without something brilliant. He’ll come through, I think Ferrell is going to have an interesting acting career as he transitions to different roles as he ages.

Tunes

We’re going back in time today to June 1964 when the Four Seasons released a cover of the song “Rag Doll” to the delight of many. Nearly 60 years later, the song still slaps. Go ahead, belt out that falsetto from Frankie Valli as much as you want. I’d also recommend the musical Jersey Boys if you are a fan of the Four Seasons music, too.

I know we have a tendency to think that rock music took over in 1964 but the charts were so varied and featured tons of vocal groups like this for many years to come. Of course, the Beatles had 6(!) singles go to No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for 1964 so their presence dominates the charts. However, “Rag Doll” grabbed the top spot for 2 weeks in July and that’s an impressive feat for the Four Seasons amidst all of the Beatlemania.

Trivia

Notre Dame won its first 209 games when it scored at least 40 points and is currently on a streak of 27 straight wins when scoring 40+ in a game. In between these 2 streaks, the Irish lost 4 times when scoring at least 40 points. Name those 4 opponents and years.

The Other Football

The 2022 World Cup groups are (mostly) set. We still await the results of Scotland vs. Ukraine for the right to play Wales for a spot in Group B with the United States. Also, the United Arab Emirates have to face Australia for the right to play Peru for the other spot, plus Costa Rica and New Zealand face each other for the remaining group spot.

The Champions League quarterfinals kicked off this week with Real Madrid (3-1) beating Chelsea, City (1-0) beating Atletico Madrid, Villarreal (1-0) beating Bayern Munich, and Liverpool (3-1) beating Benfica. The 2nd legs come next week for a chance at the semi-finals.

The first leg of the CONCACAF Champions League began this week with Pumas (2-1) leading Cruz Azul and Seattle Sounders (3-1) going up on NYFC.

Back in the Premier League, we’re entering the home stretch. Arsenal lost 3-0 to Crystal Palace and with a game in hand the Gunners trail 4th place Tottenham. You love to see it. This weekend we have one of the biggest games in recent EPL memory as 1st place City are 1 point up on Liverpool with the team’s meeting level on games played and facing each other at the Etihad Stadium this Sunday at 11:30 AM ET on the USA Network.

Streaming

I get the story behind The Big Short and what led to the housing crisis but I also don’t really get it at anything more than a surface level. I asked my finance-major wife who was very close to working for Deutsche Bank in Manhattan right out of college to explain what happened in a quick 2-minute summary and she declined. She’s also never seen this movie.

Has anyone read the Michael Lewis book? I’m going to add it to my list to knock out this summer. Cash out financing, credit derivatives, credit default swaps, subprime loans, securitization, synthetic CDO’s, hedge fund shenanigans, and corruption from banks and especially regulatory agencies is a whole lot to ingest at once. But, The Big Short does a good job and is super entertaining. In comparison to The Social Network, these movies had the same budget but TSN made about $100 million more at the box office. I always felt like The Big Short was far better and a masterclass in acting and script writing.

A Look Back

Let’s play a game and see how many of these touchdowns you remember watching live:

#10 – Nope, I was somewhere in the athletic fields of New England playing soccer for this one.
#9 – I was -2.5 years old.
#8 – Maybe the most improbable game-winner I can remember watching.
#7 – That’s one ugly pass from Joe Montana!
#6 – Perhaps the most quiet and seething as I’ve ever been during a game, until this point.

#5 – An amazing throw from Kizer and a classic meme was born.
#4 – Game of the Century! Did visiting Irish fans tear down the goalposts?
#3 – The real beginning of the Ian Book era. Also, one of the more surprising touchdowns.
#2 – I was in a hotel near Cedar Point for this one.
#1 – You knew this was coming, it sucks there isn’t a better angle of the touchdown.

18S Paddock Club

After a brief hiatus, Formula 1 is back in the Land Down Under this weekend. If you’re reading this on Friday morning, they’ve already completed the first 2 practice sessions in Melbourne. This was the site of the infamous cancelled race in 2020 when the COVID-19 pandemic hit then the Australian government wouldn’t allow F1 to come back for the 2021 season. The last race in 2019 saw Mercedes lock out the front row with Bottas beating Hamilton to the 1st corner and cruising to an easy victory. Since 2014 in the turbo-hybrid era, Hamilton has taken every pole in Australia.

Australia Grand Prix 
Albert Park Circuit
FP1 4/7 11:00 PM ET
FP2 4/8 2:00 AM ET
FP3 4/8 11:00 PM ET
Qualifying 4/9 2:00 AM ET
Race 4/10 1:00 AM ET

The circuit at Albert Park will look a little different since the last race in 2019. Turn 1 has been widened 2.5 meters to the right. The heavy braking zone at turn 3 has been widened by 4 meters to the right. Turn 6 has been widened by nearly 8 meters to the right. The chicane at turns 9/10 is now gone. Turn 11 (old turn 13) has been re-profiled to aid overtaking and widened by 3 meters to the right. Turn 13 (old turn 15) has been widened slightly to the left and the entire track has been resurfaced. The changes are predicted to bring 5-second faster lap times.

Modifications to Albert Park.

In year’s past, it used to be Red Bull with the stronger car in slow corners and the best mechanical grip, low-gear torque, and supreme acceleration. Now, that seems to be Ferrari while Red Bull are the team with the balanced aero with great straight line speed. The track changes seem to favor Red Bull, although turns 3 and 13 will remain important benchmarks for teams in the slow corners.

This will be the first day race of 2022 and breaks the streak of 5 straight night races stretching back into 2021. The temperatures are expected to be in the mid-70’s and this will be the first true test of the new regulation cars in the heat being able to follow each other and deal with reliability issues, too. Before the season, Pirelli decided to bring C2-C3-C5 tires so expect some smoking times in qualifying with those super soft tires but they probably won’t be used during the race. Even in Saudi Arabia no one used the soft tires.

For the 2018 race, Australia added a 3rd DRS zone after the old fast turn 12. Now, they’ve added a 4th DRS zone after turn 8 which could lead to even more shenanigans at the DRS detection zones. There’s also a chance of rain during the race. I suspect this could be a very wild race with a crazy podium and a first-career victory for the Smooth Operator.

1st – Carlos Sainz, Ferrari
2nd – Max Verstappen, Red Bull
3rd – Valtteri Bottas, Alfa Romeo

Trivia Answer:

Michigan State, 2005, 44-41 Loss
Navy, 2007, 46-44 Loss
Northwestern, 2014, 43-40 Loss
Texas, 2016, 50-47 Loss