The Football Bowl Subdivision (do we need to re-name this in the playoff era? I vote yes.) saw 24 new head coaches hired this off-season, which includes a couple of interim tags that were removed for the full-time gig back in December.

Remember, the new Big 12 debuts this season which is going to change the landscape a little bit. Most especially, things are going to be quite different in the AAC with a ton of coaching turnover which is where we start for today’s grades.

The American

Charlotte – Biff Poggi
Grade: D-

Firing Will Healy for a guy named Biff? Our guy Biff is this big, overweight man who was a former investment banker with a face that looks like he’s been BS-ing his way through life. He was a Maryland high school coach for a long time, spent some time at Michigan as an analyst and associate head coach, but has no real experience in college. With the step up from Conference USA, this smells like Charlotte is going to be looking for a new coach within a year or two.

Florida Atlantic – Tom Herman
Grade: B

The Tom Herman Reclamation Projectâ„¢ is beginning. It worked for Lane Kiffin so maybe there’s a common thread for these coaches getting it done at FAU. Although, you have to worry about Herman in Boca Raton and living in wider Florida generally speaking. He could have this team humming quickly but run into other problems.

Navy – Brian Newberry
Grade: B

I’m excited we don’t have to type Coach N’s name anymore. What can Navy do, realistically speaking? They were going to stay a triple option offense but Newberry has been DGTâ„¢ with the defense. So, it made sense to make him the leader and bring in a triple option offensive coordinator. Job done.

North Texas – Eric Morris
Grade: C+

Most weren’t expecting this job to open up. North Texas decided to change directions and go with 37-year old Mike Leach disciple Eric Morris who was briefly the interim Texas Tech OC, former Incarnate Word head coach, and had been OC at Washington State in 2022. It’s an okay hire with decent potential if he gets the Mean Green offense going strong.

South Florida – Alex Golesh
Grade: B-

You wonder how much Golesh has ridden the coattails of Josh Heupel at UCF (2020) and at Tennessee (2021-22) but you have to like the association either way. Then again, offense hasn’t been much of an issue for the Bulls who were 2nd to last in defensive scoring allowing 41.2 points per game in 2022. Golesh hired Todd Orlando to handle the defense who, once upon a time, was viewed as a rising star but hasn’t done terribly well in recent seasons.

Tulsa – Kevin Wilson
Grade: D+

Wilson was thoroughly mediocre to bad during his 6 years as head coach at Indiana. For the last 6 years he’s been an assistant at Ohio State riding coattails, I presume. He has the feeling of someone who works well with a smaller role surrounded by more talent (definitely the case at his stops with Oklahoma and OSU!) and doesn’t move the needle as a head coach getting a second chance.

UAB – Trent Dilfer
Grade: C+

This looks and feels weird. 

I’ve liked Dilfer a lot as a commentator in the media and with his involvement with the Elite 11 quarterback camps. He’s really good in those roles. I don’t really understand jumping into college coaching for the very first time (or UAB hiring him) when he’s turning 51 coming up in March. This has been a sneaky good program doing a sneaky good job and as they make the jump up from Conference USA I thought they could’ve gone with someone more proven.

ACC

Louisville – Jeff Brohm
Grade: B+

Things had really stagnated at Louisville for a while, even in a conference where it wasn’t that difficult to rise up and make some noise in recent seasons. Brohm had been doing a pretty good job at Purdue, certainly better compared to Louisville’s recent track record, and he’s a former son coming back to his roots. This was a smart hire.

Georgia Tech – Brent Key*
Grade: C-

Key took over as interim head coach this past season and actually got a nice little bounce from the program while winning 4 games. I think that was maybe more to do with addition by subtraction with Geoff Collins being an absolute dork who didn’t endear himself to many players. Key is a Tech alum, too. I’m just not sure going from a defensive guy to a career offensive line coach is going to do much at such a tough place to win.

Big 12

Cincinnati – Scott Satterfield
Grade: C+

Satterfield’s career has been weird. He was an extremely hot name after his run at Appalachian State, won ACC Coach of the Year in his debut season at Louisville, then largely took one big dump with the Cardinals since 2020. He’s also given off extremely weird corrupt pastor-type of vibes that I can’t explain but fit well in the South, but less so in Cincinnati. With the step up to the Big 12, and the change from a defensive-first program, I don’t see this going very well.

Big Ten

Nebraska – Matt Rhule
Grade: B-

Part of this grade was Nebraska landing “a name” which they did. But, are we sure Rhule is that good? Is he worth 8 years and $74 million? What’s his specialty and what is he good at again? He went 1-9 against ranked teams at Baylor and his stock seemed way out of proportion to his achievements which showed during his .289 win percentage with the Carolina Panthers. I’m selling him being able to move the needle much at Nebraska.

Purdue – Ryan Walters
Grade: B

I applaud the gray suit choice. 

With Purdue’s long history of offense and head coaching hires revolving around offense, this was a bit of a head scratching hire. They were in the mix for some guys usually right down their historical aisle but took a chance on the young Walters as a defensive mind. His track record as the DC at Illinois went pretty damn well and maybe it’ll translate well to Purdue?

Wisconsin – Luke Fickell
Grade: A

It seemed like Wisconsin was ready to keep defensive coordinator Jim Leonhard but curiously moved on from keeping the alum after a brief interim stint. But, it made sense when the Badgers swooped in and plucked Fickell away from Cincinnati. The program gets to keep the defensive acumen at a high level and brings in the incredible social experiment of Phil Longo’s Air Raid to spice things up. This is the type of big swing that is worth it, unlike Nebraska’s approach which I’d like to point out again.

Conference-USA

Liberty – Jamey Chadwell
Grade: A-

This was a great hire for Liberty who had been toiling away as an independent and are moving up to Conference USA this season. Or should I say moving down? Anyway, Chadwell was 31-6 over the last 3 seasons at Coastal Carolina and it felt like he could’ve done better than this Liberty job. That’s a win for the Flames, though.

MAC

Kent State – Kenni Burns
Grade: B

This job wasn’t expected to be open (Kent State was 17-17 since 2020 and won the their division in 2021) then head coach Sean Lewis bolted to be Coach Prime’s offensive coordinator in Colorado. Kenni Burns comes from the P.J. Fleck coaching tree and found a lot of success overseeing running backs for Minnesota and their record breaking Mohamed Ibrahim. This is a sold hire.

Western Michigan – Lance Taylor
Grade: B+

Taylor could thrive in the MAC.

Our old friend Lance gets a head coaching gig after 1 season away from Notre Dame. For a bit, it looked like he was in the running to get the Louisville job (where he had been OC) which would’ve been one heck of a rise for him. He’ll be an upgrade over Tim Lester whose 6 seasons in Kalamazoo dissipated all of the momentum from the P.J. Fleck era.

Mountain West

UNLV – Barry Odom
Grade: C+

Odom was fired at Missouri in 2019 after 4 lackluster seasons and pivoted to a few seasons as the defensive coordinator at Arkansas where his unit trailed the Hogs’ offense by quite a bit. Technically, UNLV is bringing in someone with a decade of SEC experience and you can spin that as good if that’s all you’re looking for in the mighty Mountain West.

Pac-12

Arizona State – Kenny Dillingham
Grade: B+

I have to give Arizona State credit for doing a complete 180 in moving on from the failed tenure of Herm Edwards and turning to the soon-to-be 33-year old Dillingham who played for the Sun Devils and was an offensive assistant (2014-15) at his alma mater to star his college coaching career. In recent years, Dillingham has put together impressive coordinator jobs at Memphis, Auburn, Florida State, and Oregon prior to getting a Power 5 job. He’s relatively well known in college football circles but really has a chance to become the next offensive superstar head coach with a good tenure in the desert.

Colorado – Deion Sanders
Grade: B

He goes by Coach Prime, check the name tag okay?

This hire has been lauded nearly everywhere in the media and it’s certainly a move that will take Colorado from an after-thought to splashed all over the 24/7 media coverage that exists in this sport. Still, the Colorado 2023 schedule is very tough and could bring a lot of losses and frustration for someone who is used to winning so easily in the SWAC. Plus, Sanders is going to face a very tough time managing so many new players, many of whom are chasing NIL and the glamour of being coached by Prime. That will probably get pretty damn messy.

Stanford – Troy Taylor
Grade: C

On the surface, this looked like a terrible hire. Taylor entered college coaching in 1995, later switched to California high school football, then took a long break to become a radio broadcaster before returning to high school coaching. In 2019, he took the Sacramento State job and put up some big offensive numbers while coming very close to a National Championship this past season. Taylor still faces a huge roster rebuild, with all the difficulties of handling Stanford’s admissions in the NIL era, and is a relatively unknown commodity in college football.

SEC

Auburn – Hugh Freeze
Grade: F

Most of the country would say this hire isn’t worth it, but not Auburn. Freeze had a 10-3 season at Arkansas State, a 10-3 season at Ole Miss, and a 10-1 season at Liberty. In his other 7 seasons as a head coach he is 53-36. Why would they be convinced the scummy Freeze is worth a 6-year deal worth nearly $40 million? This is the SEC, baby.

Mississippi State – Zach Arnett*
Grade: B

The Bulldogs lost head coach Mike Leach suddenly before their bowl game and the program kept defensive coordinator Zach Arnett onboard with a 3-year contract to be their new leader. It kind of felt like they didn’t have much of a choice after Leach’s death but Arnett’s track record at the school has been quietly super fantastic. The year before his arrival, Mississippi State was 61st in FEI defense and Arnett improved that mark to 39th, then 33rd, and all the way to 13th this past season.

Sun Belt

Coastal Carolina – Tim Beck
Grade: D

Tim Beck is kind of synonymous with coordinating underachieving Power 5 offenses at Nebraska and Texas. He’d been at NC State for 3 seasons where he coached rising quarterback star Devin Leary which resulted in only the 54th FEI offense in 2021 and when Leary got hurt this past season they dipped down to 96th according to FEI. Perhaps something to think about when believing it’s impossible for Tommy Rees to get a head coaching job somewhere soon. Coastal Carolina thought Tim Beck was pretty cool, I guess.

Texas State – G.J. Kinne
Grade: B+

Once upon a time, Kinne was the Tulsa quarterback in 2010 for that game at Notre Dame. He’s still quite young (just turned 34) and has worked under some big names in college including Gus Malzahn, Chad Morris, and Sonny Dykes before taking the Incarnate Word head coaching job prior to 2022. Kinne took the Cardinals all the way to the national semi-finals (beating new Stanford head coach Troy Taylor in the quarterfinals) while averaging 51.5 points per game. He might be a name to keep an eye on for the future.