Well, I’ve seen enough of the Sunday night opening games to last my entire life. Five years ago was the Texas disaster, and this one came darn close to being just as soul-crushing.

Notre Dame did somehow survive the opener tonight to defeat Florida State and its overwhelming karma boost from McKenzie Milton, 41-38, in a game that looked like an Irish rout a few different times and yet somehow ended with them hanging on for dear life and winning because FSU’s kicker missed in overtime and Jon Doerer didn’t. (If Jon Doerer is good again, like he looked tonight, that would be just super.)

Some disjointed thoughts from a weird one:

Jack Coan might be awesome, and Kevin Austin might be too

We’ll see how good Florida State’s defense ends up being – it’s possible the answer is not good at all – but there was a ton to like about Jack Coan’s debut performance as Notre Dame’s quarterback. He threw for an efficient 366 yards (probably would’ve had more if Michael Mayer hadn’t come up with a weird case of the dropsies a couple of times), and he did it behind an offensive line that’s pretty much inarguably a worse one than any line Ian Book ever had on his side. Sure, he can’t move much and it would be cool to be able to improvise sometimes, but if the guy can keep dropping dimes over Kevin Austin’s shoulder, it’ll work out just fine.

And on that topic, Kevin Austin looked a lot like the guy this fan base has been salivating about for the bulk of the last two years. He only caught four passes, but he showed off some impressive ball skills on his TD catch and some Matrix-type moves on another reception. No question he adds a different dimension to things.

Marcus Freeman has some work to do

When the color guy is repeatedly questioning your defensive play calls and I agree with him, there’s likely a problem. I’m not sure why Freeman was content to give FSU the running game as the Noles repeatedly gashed the Notre Dame defense in the second half, but it was super frustrating to watch. FSU ended up rushing for 264 yards on 48 carries, well clear of five per attempt. A total of 155 on the 47 attempts besides the long TD run early on looks a bit better, but hey, those count too.

It worked out that in his first game as the most ballyhooed ND coordinator hire at least since Bob Davie, Freeman gave up more points than Clark Lea’s unit surrendered in all but one game in three years as DC. There were definitely some fun moments – the front four’s repeated destroying of the FSU offensive line through most of the first two and a half quarters was pretty terrific – but, 38 points.

Week one is week one, but definitely not the most inspiring start. Luckily ND won’t face an offense as dynamic and athletic as the Seminoles’ for a while.

Offensive line lives up to the fear

If you’re wondering, I voted for the offensive line as my biggest concern for the season in our pre-season poll. There was nothing at all Sunday that changed my mind.

The running game was, for lack of a kinder phrase, absolutely craptastic. 65 yards on 35 carries is supremely awful, and frankly a decent chunk of those yards were invented out of thin air by Kyren Williams and Chris Tyree. Pass blocking was a little bit better, but if Coan wasn’t making quick decisions, that would likely have been a problem area too – and he did face his share of pressure in the game.

On top of all that, Blake Fisher got hurt, which forced Michael Carmody into an unenviable position of trying to play LT on the road unexpectedly, with predictable results. It doesn’t sound like Fisher’s injury is crazy serious, so hopefully he will be back before the next time ND ought to be seriously threatened – but even with Fisher, it’s not like the line was road-grading. This is definitely a work in progress.

Don’t execute the team

Oh, Brian. If you’re going to invoke the John McKay line about being in favor of your team’s execution, you’ve got to shout him out so people understand what’s going on. But whatever.

This was not fun. Luckily, the next two are against a MAC team (a very good MAC team, granted) and Purdue. This stuff should be fixable. In the meantime, put this weird ND win in the same category as the several other unimpressive wins by top-10 teams this weekend and just be glad we aren’t Washington right now.