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Terrible news out of Starkville where Mississippi State head coach Mike Leach passed away on Monday from complications following a heart attack. Certainly one of the most colorful characters in college football history, Leach’s coaching of the Air Raid at Kentucky and Oklahoma as a coordinator then with head coaching stops at Texas Tech, Washington State, and Mississippi State will live on forever. The Bulldogs do plan on playing their bowl game in his honor and are promoting defensive coordinator Zach Arnett to full-time head coach.

Late last week, Isaiah Foskey declared for the NFL Draft and won’t play in the Gator Bowl. Marcus Freeman expects everyone else on the Irish roster to play in the bowl game after Foskey (and Mayer last week) announced their intentions for the NFL.

The 2022 Mackey Award winner in our hearts Michael Mayer officially made unanimous All-American this week.

Incoming 2023 recruit Drayk Bowen has won the high school Butkus Award as the nation’s top linebacker. That’s the 4th win for a Notre Dame recruit since the award was created in 2008 following Prince Kollie, Jaylon Smith, and Manti Te’o.

Tight end Cane Berrong has entered the transfer portal.

Former Notre Dame wideout Joe Wilkins has transferred to Miami (OH).

Former Notre Dame and current FSU offensive lineman Dillan Gibbons won the Wuerffel Trophy for the 2022 season.

Navy has fired head coach Ken Niumatalolo, goodbye. The Navy AD came into the locker room after their 2 overtime loss to Army and fired him on the spot. Ouch! The AD has said hiring a triple option new head coach will be done as it’s in their DNA as a program.

Stanford has hired 54-year old Troy Taylor who was 30-8 during 3 seasons with FCS Sacramento State. RIP Jason Garrett to the Farm. Stanford quarterback Tanner McKee is also headed to the NFL.

Purdue has hired Illinois defensive coordinator Ryan Walters as their new head coach.

Kent State is hiring Minnesota running backs coach Kenni Burns as their new head coach.

Washington offensive coordinator Eric Morris is the new head coach at North Texas.

Syracuse offensive coordinator Robert Anae is headed to NC State to coordinate their offense, his third job in the ACC in 3 years. The Orange are promoting quarterbacks coach Jason Beck who came from Virginia with Anae prior to 2022. Syracuse also lost their DC Tony White who is headed to Nebraska.

South Carolina has hired Arkansas tight end coach Dowell Loggains as their new offensive coordinator. They’ve also given special teams coach Pete Lembo a new contract extension and raise.

USC quarterback Caleb Williams has won the Heisman, Maxwell, and Walter Camp awards. In addition, he also took home the AP Player of the Year honor.

Louisville quarterback Malik Cunningham is skipping the Fenway Bowl and will prepare for the NFL Draft.

Clemson defensive lineman Myles Murphy is sitting out the Orange Bowl and will prepare for the NFL. Also, Clemson linebacker Trenton Simpson has declared early for the NFL Draft.

Ohio State running back TreVeyon Henderson is out of the playoffs following foot surgery.

Top tight end Dalton Kincaid is injured and won’t play in Utah’s Rose Bowl game. He is leaving for the NFL, as well.

Biletnikoff winner Jalin Hyatt is skipping Tennessee’s Orange Bowl to prepare for the NFL.

In a 11-5 vote, the UC Regents are allowing UCLA to leave for the Big Ten without any financial penalties.

Uniform of the Week

I turned on the Army-Navy game this weekend shortly before halftime with the Middies nursing a 3-0 lead. There was an obligatory shot of the crowd on my screen before the producers brought the action back to the field. At this moment, I threw up all over my living room just like the Team America: World Police scene that’s been in the GIF hall of fame.

Army, oh no. What have you wrought? Gradient is tough to pull off on a football uniform. You have all varieties of sizes, heights, and weights on a football roster. Plus, there are too many modifications from individuals, like pushing the jersey up to expose your t-shirt. The speckled helmets are cool. But to use that speckle with the gradient did NOT work. It’s too hard to see and looks like the color changes abruptly right below the numbers.

Recruiting

Notre Dame has added their first transfer of the 2022 off-season as USF kicker Spencer Shrader will join the Irish for his final year of eligibility. He is 28 of 41 on his career, plus 20 of 26 his last 2 years with 13 of 14 being good from inside 40 yards.

Our old friend edge rusher Keon Keeley (0.9960) committed to Alabama finally.

Edge rusher Reuben Bain (o.9677) has committed to Miami.

Safety Daeh McCullough (0.8978), son of Notre Dame running backs coach Deland McCullough, committed to Oklahoma. The Sooners also added rising sophomore linebacker Dasan McCullough, another brother, through the transfer portal who is coming off a freshman All-American season with 4 sacks.

Edge rusher Hunter Clegg (0.9259) committed to Utah.

Linebacker Arion Carter (0.9329) committed to Tennessee.

Quarterback Lincoln Kienholz (0.9217) gave a verbal to Ohio State.

In the 2024 class, top quarterback DJ Lagway (0.9875) committed to Florida. Also, the nation’s top wide receiver Jeremiah Smith (0.9982) committed to Ohio State.

Looking at the transfer portal, Coastal Carolina quarterback Grayson McCall is seeking a new home while Western Kentucky gun slinger Austin Reed has decided to stay with the Hilltoppers after previously putting his name in the portal.

YouTube Channel

I’m far from an expert in the crypto game. FTX initially popped up on my radar when they signed a deal with the Mercedes F1 team back in September 2021. They got their company logo on the Mercedes rear wing endplates and when the team rocked up to the Miami GP this past spring with a funky livery, that was all in collaboration with FTX. A month ago, shortly before the F1 season concluded, Mercedes suspended their partnership because……..FTX declared bankruptcy and founder Sam Bankman-Fried allegedly led one of the biggest fraud schemes in United States history.

I don’t understand how crypto has been so alluring for people. Look at SBF, for example. This dude has a weird haircut. Dresses like a slob. He has a creepy extremely high pitched voice. Lives in the Bahamas. Noted for his lack of sleep in favor of working all night at the office. He set up a crypto currency exchange and crypto hedge fund. You’re telling me that guy stole $10 billion from customers? Every red flag imaginable was there staring at everyone!

Tunes

I recently added today’s song to my Apple Music 2022 playlist. At first I just liked the vibe. I’m a sucker for those spacey and slow guitar riff, as well chronicled on The Rambler in the past. It came up on a radio mix at home and it was an easy add for me. Recently, a podcast ended early on my commute so I clicked on my playlist and actually paid more attention to the lyrics. This song is pretty dark!

I shouldn’t be that surprised when the song says, “In the back of my mind, I killed you.” Well, okay then! Is he a Notre Dame fan talking about Tommy Rees? I was doing research and this artist d4vd (pronounced “David” sheesh kids these days) is only 17 years old. He’s a teenager from Houston, my goodness. He rose to some level of fame making Fortnite music montages then decided to make his own music. I feel so old. But this first single released a couple months ago did pretty well on the Billboard charts, so good for David, I mean, d4vd.

Trivia

How many Mackey Awards has Notre Dame won in its history?

The Other Football

A lot has happened in the week since our last Rambler. We have the World Cup Final all set!

In the quarterfinals, Argentina beat the Netherlands 2-2 on penalties, Croatia beat Brazil 1-1 on penalties, France beat England 2-1 (poor Harry Kane damn it), and Morocco’s incredible run continued with a 1-0 win over Portugal.

This week in the semifinals, Argentina poured it on against Croatia in a 3-0 win and France didn’t have a ton of trouble beating Morocco 2-0. So much for the little guys, it’s blue blood final time.

Argentina vs. France for all the marbles is coming up on Sunday at 10 AM ET on Fox!

In other news, long-time dedicated American soccer writer Grant Wahl tragically died in Qatar after suffering an aortic aneurysm.

Lastly, ESPN is completely out of broadcasting the MLS as Fox signed a new 4-year deal with the league for exclusive TV rights in the United States.

Streaming

If you’re here for some early 2000’s nostalgia you’ve come to the right place. Remember the show Crank Yankers on Comedy Central? This was college era for me and I don’t think we had Comedy Central on the cable package, but I could be mistaken. What I do remember about Crank Yankers is everyone having the bits downloaded on our Limewire accounts.

I don’t know what to tell you, other than substances were ingested that made this show very funny in a way my adult brain struggles to comprehend today. Like, we were dying and in tears with some of these prank calls. Still, the Batman call has always stayed with me. The “Batman?? Residence” still kills me though. The delivery is so great and the best ones happened when the person being pranked cooperated in way you could never believe.

A Look Back

I recently made the mistake of watching the beginning of the 2013 BCS National Championship in which Notre Dame was very much not facing Kansas State. Man, what a beast Eddie Lacy was in college. He was stuck behind Trent Richardson and Mark Ingram in 2010 and Richardson in 2011 before going absolutely wild on the SEC and wider college football world in 2012.

Unfortunately, the Irish ran into this machine in Miami on that fateful night. For the record, Lacy gained 140 yards on 20 carries while backup T.J. Yeldon had a ho-hum 108 yards on 20 carries. Lacy’s NFL career is crazy (the consensus is that he ate himself out of the league, no?). He’s the rookie of the year and makes a Pro Bowl, has back-to-back 1,110 yard seasons then just 29 more career games in a sharp decline before being out of the league for good. He’s still only 32 and he hasn’t played in any of the last 5 NFL seasons.

18S Paddock Club

Previewing each team on the grid for the 2023 season…

Team: AlphaTauri
Founded: 2006
2022 Result: 9th
Base: Faenza, Italy
Owners: Red Bull GmbH
Power Unit: Red Bull Powertrains (Honda)
Team Principal: Franz Tost
Drivers: Yuki Tsunoda (3rd year), Nyck de Vries (rookie)

The Good: Well, there wasn’t much good to speak of in 2022, unless you count AlphaTauri being able to exist in the Red Bull orbit during a season in which the mother team won a double championship. Yuki Tsunoda gained another year of experience and had his contract extended. Pierre Gasly’s profile as a world athletic star increased a lot off the track, which should’ve helped the fledging AlphaTauri clothing line. That’s all I’ve got.

The Bad: This was a good year to show how separated AlphaTauri and Red Bull are despite having the same owners and sharing the same engine and some other car parts. When it was unveiled Alpha had pushrod front suspension in contrast to Red Bull’s pullrod front suspension it was clear a different aerodynamic philosophy was coming from Italy. And it completely flopped. On some of the power tracks, Alpha could manage pretty well with the Honda engine but their downforce was a mess, plus they continually had brake issues late in the season. When Alpine signed Gasly in early October, it felt like he was fed up with the poor car and couldn’t wait for the season to end.

All hail, short kings. 

2023 Hope: One has to assume Alpha will be moving as much as they can towards the favored Red Bull aero philosophy. This will be Tsunoda’s make-or-break 3rd year in Formula One. They signed soon-to-be 29-year old rookie Nyck de Vries to add to the Dutch power on the grid and at 5’5″ (to Tsunoda’s 5’3″) gives us a team of Short Kings. It seemed like de Vries was going to be a forgotten man in F1 coming into 2021 but resurrected his career thanks to the emergency drive for Williams at Monza a few months ago. He’s a 2019 F2 champion and 2021 Formula E champion, one could argue Mercedes did a terrible job finding a promising junior a seat in F1 and AlphaTauri may reap the benefits now.

Trivia Answer:

1, Tyler Eifert, 2012